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  1. pete go to the top right hand side of the screen their 3 horizontal line press that and you will see zoom press the minus
  2. their an american motor home going in liverpool for £5000 its some size aswell i go past it most days
  3. I was horrified to walk in on my brother masturbating while watching Mastermind. He just looked at me and said, "I've started so I'll finish".

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      The other day, the doctor told me I had to stop wanking. When I asked why, he said "Because I'm trying to take your blood pressure!"

  4. why would anyone do that risking skin cancer and being sore as fcuk for afew days,,,,,proper idiots
  5. i bet their like shit of a shovel though
  6. i think you would be better getting out with lads who have dogs already and see if you really like the hunting scene before jumping in head first and its just a passing phase and youve lost interest after a few weeks when the weather turns nasty
  7. what did the nympho say to the ginger boy? no thanks.

  8. looks like you had a good day what was the turn out like
  9. had me cringing all the way through that
  10. Tbh I was more interested in what he had to say about his own future. Just thought I'd stick it up here anyway. that should be another good fight if it comes off with groves
  11. hes only saying what we already know
  12. i think its what we used to ask for,its all the batter thats fell of and we called it fish bits
  13. if you have rabbits local to you ie school fields and any rough ground parks then when you get the hang of it start jumping farmers gates and go were you want
  14. everywhere iv been local iv seen a big increase in numbers after last seasons wash out,so i would like to travel out to wales were iv been lamping just to have a reccy and see whats happening on the rabbit populations over there,i will be going to wales sunday with troter58 to have a look at some land and get some permission forms signed by the farmer
  15. I've just started going out with some anorexic twins, two birds one stone

  16. its a bit like train spotting taking photos of chippys
  17. your name reminds of some of their train station names
  18. I recently opened up a clinic in South Africa. However, it was closed within a day. Apparently, "Spades with Aids" was not a suitable name.

  19. I pulled a bird last night and took her back to my house. I was shagging her for at least 5 minutes as she just layed there motionless. I said, "You are the worst shag that I've ever had". She said, "Maybe if you tried a different position I'd enjoy it more". I said, "Like what?" She said, "Use your head!" What a f*****g slag...

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      look at the year above if you can work it out,ill probably be waiting a while lol

    2. Bazil brush

      Bazil brush

      Any one can lie about there age little man, now run a long and go play with your little sis's barbies haha

    3. pip1968

      pip1968

      nah mate id rather go and play in my dvla car you want to see it ita a belter hahahaha,and you seem to be following me around like an internet troll pmsl

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  20. I was sitting on the train this morning when some bloke tapped me on the shoulder. I instantly felt an electric shock and said, "f**k, who are you?" He said, "I'm a conductor".

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      these jokes are getting really bad

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Nearly as bad as Walshie's!

    3. foxtails

      foxtails

      still makes you laugh though.................how bad the jokes are ..lol

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  21. reported for going off topic
  22. bosun im going to look at it in about an hours time just waiting for a mate to knock
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