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  1. he looks scared did he see the clootie you made
  2. pip1968

    Bald Or Grey?

    We know what you mean butty! .....strange.............but its still better than saying " fella " Or Scouse kids that permanently say Lid... alright LID
  3. john darwin?....AKA walshie lol

    1. Bazil brush

      Bazil brush

      And your a tramp who loves smackheads! run along now this name calling abit immture, but i get the impression your a either a kid or a little bit simple! remember this is a public forum and people are going to comment on your posts, if you carnt handle abit of banter dont post simples realy isnt it! It's only the internet ffs

    2. troter58

      troter58

      do you know him bazil or is this all guess work because your way off the mark lad lol

    3. Bazil brush

      Bazil brush

      Run along now troter and go play with your little boy toy lurcher beddy whippets, ni wonder no one takes you seriously haha.

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  4. where did that get washed up
  5. "You sick f****r." Yelled my wife. "What's wrong, lots of men smell their wife's knickers." I replied. "Not when they have just been taken off through diarrhoea." She bawled at me.

  6. pip1968

    Bald Or Grey?

    looks like the mad monk prick
  7. pip1968

    Bald Or Grey?

    the missus wont let you? grow a pair
  8. bird you should have just let nature take its course that sparrow hawk must have young to feed and used up a lot of energy to get its prey, im not knocking you bit i would have just watched and enjoyed it
  9. now stewie had been sending lads all over thl site pm,s promising their would be plenty of beaver at this fishing competion so lads would flock from far a field just to see what was on offer and raise more funds for the chosen charity but what a disapointment when everyone arrived the river was bone dry the beavers had been busy at work and dam,ed the river further down stream
  10. Apparently, towels are the biggest cause of dry skin.

    1. bird

      bird

      could be right that,alot of peolpe let wet hair dry natural (no towel) as towel's can make dry scalp.?

    2. Kay

      Kay

      I love a scratchy towel ..lol

    3. pip1968

      pip1968

      i do kay but a scratchy woman is better lol

  11. looks a decent watch mate nice one for the thumbs up
  12. pip1968

    Bald Or Grey?

    darby? belly hanging over ye trousers,in other words fat f****r
  13. ^^^ carefull lab-tastic he's got them big hands And short arms........ I do have quite big feet though. like the hobbits of lord of the rings
  14. this is the program i was on about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z3AlMatF8Y
  15. we watched an eagle owl kill 3 crows within 45 mins in same spot last year mate, sn to say he done them easy is an understatement i think a few escaped and made a nest in a quarry on some MOD land and when the program was made they had already reared 22 chicks and was wiping out rabbit populations at an alarming rate as the rabbits only new about the rodents like stoats weasels and foxs and had no night time air born preditors over the years as gamekeepers had wiped them out
  16. also in other countries the eagle owl takes buzzards and other birds of prey,i was watching a program and they found the remains of most birds under an eagle owls nest and was worried about the outcome of the released ones in england
  17. pip1968

    Bald Or Grey?

    i bet lab wished he was he was one of the above
  18. pip1968

    Bald Or Grey?

    My hairs part grey & to be honest if it goes white I wont dye it.. just get a good crop on it .. I cant stand women who leave there hair to grow long & its part grey .. looks rank .. I think you need a good short cut to carry off grey hair when your female My missus as got long hair and she looks like this when she gets a bit of grey. Sort it now could get a lot worse when she's older..
  19. pip1968

    Bald Or Grey?

    My hairs part grey & to be honest if it goes white I wont dye it.. just get a good crop on it .. I cant stand women who leave there hair to grow long & its part grey .. looks rank .. I think you need a good short cut to carry off grey hair when your female is that your chest hair kay
  20. pip1968

    Bald Or Grey?

    i went to a party one night and when i walked in i was the only lad with a bald head the women were all over me i resembled a climbing frame for girls
  21. pip1968

    Bald Or Grey?

    i started going bald years ago its nearly gone of the top and just grows around the sides and is quite grey aswell but who gives a f**k as long as it doesnt get you down and you get into debt doing a rooney why worry
  22. My wife made the allegation "I think you've had an affair with that Welsh tart, from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch". I said, "How can you say such a thing?"

    1. walshie

      walshie

      BAN HIM! BAN HIM! lol

    2. pip1968

      pip1968

      i dont thinkhe would be missed mate pmsl

    3. walshie
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  23. I'll never forget the day I met my wife. We were at a fancy dress party. She was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate. They'd gone together, dressed as the number ten. I knew there and then, she was the one.

  24. They fens don't worry me looks like a building site baw with the dogs in the barrel,was water in the barrel as it was by a cement mixer i would be careful doing that as cement in the water could have reacted on your dogs skin mate
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