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iworkwhippets

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  1. No charts, he's not watching it, his wife is, please pay attention, whilst I'm.here, what.station is bgt on, i thank you
  2. Fcuk me, eh, forget i said that, but here you go again, nowt but moan, your beginning to boil my piss now, summat tells me your spending to much time in that bird house of you must be inhaling to much bird droppings, eh, footballers from different countries , foreigners on bgt FFS , hey up, is that another boatload of foreigners just docked
  3. Another good outing for you matey, and thanks for sharing, wheres the black dog, not injured i hope
  4. Hey up.matey,just funning with you n damp patch, like i say your bodies, keep well, and you damp patch,glad you enjoyed the day with ya grandkids.
  5. Can i ask you partakers in whatever you choose to get you through life, and honest question, have you ever left off whatever you take, you can't get hold of the stuff you need, for one reason or another, do you get any side effects for example, you head but walls, you twitch , gurner, masterbate more frequently
  6. Look lads, your bodies, do what you like we em smoke this stick summat up ya hooters so you would go to pieces of ever you couldn't get ya hands on summat see you.through life, fcuk that off, your deluding yourselves
  7. Just ang on a mo, didn't you wake up one morning, only to find ya boat had come adrift or summat overnight , and you found yourselves in next county, eh, how could you sleep through that , perhaps to much weed or summat, and I've not done yet, aren't you the chap that wants nowt to do wi pharmacies doctors and so on, you chuck thissen into a bed of nettles to help wi ya prostate, fer a decent pis or whatever, yet you will stick a spliff full of shite in ya lungs, eh pull tuther one, i.will.stick to.my ovaltine
  8. No disrespect to you matey, and each to there own, but fcuk that off, there's one here don't use drugs get through life, i refuse to take any kind of medication, fer cancer treatment, or stroke, i was on medication for a while, but kicked that into touch
  9. Boils ya piss doesn't it bangers eh lad,, the day ever comes i rely on drugs get me through life, o will plait cacky ,, a mug of bengers sorted me out, yes bangers bengers
  10. I shall look forward to that
  11. Now then Daniel , come on.lad, you'd have.to pay me enter that yard
  12. A lot of lonely women walk there dogs down there, have you got a postcode please, and a pic of your good lady wife, i will.be the judge if she's worth following or not ,, you have to be careful bangers my son, there's some perverts out there
  13. I've got.whats called lymphedema, a fluid build up.in my left arm, i have to be admitted just fer a couple of days for the fluid to be drained , it's pretty common i believe after lymph nodes removal.,
  14. Bangers lad, this isn't the first post about your piss on the boil, ya gonna end up we cystitis , now stop it, or im going to join mummiesnet
  15. Eh, there's bugger all there pal, and i would have a word wi us girlfriend if i were you ,that's no accident
  16. Made me cringe did that, the jumped up never come down snivelling little tic, let me clean thi shoes Donald, with my tongue,, you wait till he gets back home,Angela Raynor will spank his little botty
  17. Hey up, i was greeted by early morning sunshine through my bedroom window this morning, so gets up.into the shower, had a good breakfast, then out onto my garden, pair of blue tits in n out of my nesting box, nice to see eh, spring is coming, and I'm alive nkicking another year to see it, off to the hospital at 1 30, results of my scan, so ta ta fer now
  18. Eh, he's had a butchers on here, and had a clutcher.
  19. Hello there stool sample, he's full of shite, thanks for reminding me, i need toilet rolls on my next shopping
  20. Hello there francie, the hunting lifes gentleman, now look, not 120, but I'm.not far short, i pulled missen up out of bed this morning, , 100, pull ups , eh, not bad fer an octo generian
  21. Hello there bangers , yes indeed , I'd rather log onto the hunting life, than go pictures, 10 outa 10 fer entertainment,
  22. Yes , you are correct, they have just dropped me off
  23. Popeye, make thi mind up stool sample, it was damp patch yesterday , what you snorting today , eh
  24. He's known as STOOL SAMPLE , now damp patch , eh
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