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Look, I gave my view on owd Donald on page 14, nowt but trouble lies ahead, now it's Liverpool n Tottenham half time, so I'm off to make my Horlicks, four heaped spoonfuls of Horlicks made we all milk, n one spoonful.og sugar,
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Eh, you wanna pay a visit to.burslem stoke on Trent, the times I've been assaulted with ladies of the night, no wonder I'm all in
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I agree we all that, men walking about wi vulvas, women wi bigger hamptons than mine, you dunno who your associating with these days
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Worry ye not bangers, once kemi gets in charge, she will sort things out, hey up, is that yet another boatload just arrived
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Eh, she gets 100, grand , and I get 93 pence pension rise, I can't even afford feed my poor budgie who's angin off edge of his perch
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Heres summat for you to moan about my son, cop fer this, a Pakistani woman has been awarded 100 thousand pounds fer being treated like a criminal, fer overstaying in Britain , eh, I haven't even got 100 pounds to my name
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Bangers lad, will please stop ya gloom n doom topics, ya making me ill, face reality, please, things can only get worse, now I have put my frying pans down to answer you,and I'm not to pleased
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And all the best to you Daniel, look pal, I bet I'm the oldest on this forum, but I'm.jist awaiting the latest results from.a pet scan, all being good, I have the opportunity to.fly out to Oz, on the 1st of may, 2 days afore my 81st. Fingers crossed, it's been the top of my bucket list fer yonks, keep.ya chin up.pal, your a good lad
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But wife won't, now then I have the answer to that, get thissen a narrow boat, and I will move in with the wife, all I ask in return in my dotage is this, I need looking after hand n foot, in return, I will give her, a large remuneration once a week , eh was thow say
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Hardly anyone wants to work, cos they get easy.momey, festering in there pits all day, dole wallahs
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Eh, how much, got my letter last Saturday, my pension has gone up 93 pence
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Consultants were reluctant to leave her alone with babies, so she carried on we her dirty deeds, those consultants should be held accountable
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That bibles gone to thi fekin head, ya silly owd clatfart
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Found missen on the avenue of remembrance in Colchester this afternoon, trees lining either side of the road, absolutely jam packed with daffodils , not yet in bloom, but I was there last year, really beautiful, i.realy enjoyed missen, abundance of wildlife ,
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I'm still standing lads
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Now then now then, no need fer that outburst, as fer me, happy as f**k, but sometimes after reading some of the topics on here, one example, what conditioner shall I use, eh, FFS, I'm ready top missen, my future is all planned,I have an account wi funerals direct, the day come I can't wipe my arris, thats me gone, I'm.filliin up here
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Hey up arry, yes there's a pair of em squabbling over the nesting box this very moment, and just an arms length from my living room.door, hope all.is well with you n.yours my friend , Fireman, how's you doing, all well I hope, and yes I'm.still.standing , same to you.matey, all the best to you n.yours
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Beautiful morning it is, clear blue skies, we a thick frost, I put a nesting box up just outside my living room door couple years back and sure enough I watched young uns hatch and fly away last year, I've just been watching two of em.giving.the box some humpy, real nice to.watch, what's hit me is this, I'm.alive and well, another year later, to see the same
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There's trouble brewing , you mark my words, Tariffs , owd Donald is coming heavy handed wi folks, china, Mexico, Canada, eh, this is just the start of what's to come, right lads, I'm about cook missen a full monty, and watch some footy , ta ta fer now is that another boatload just arrived eh , oh and my Barclays app ain't working
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Some real nutters in Stoke on Trent, that's one of the reasons I got out of it, eh, I'm not thick , ang about, is that more boat loads of migrants just about to land,,, oh yes
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Another plane down in good old Philly USA,now I wonder what you will make of that , human error, trans gender , plane flying upside down terrorism.
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Now you just sit back.amd listen to.your uncle Keith, about owd Donald. The man Is looking his age, and that's putting it politely, he's a lot on his shoulders , ordering this , demanding that , a modern day Benito that's how I look upon.him , you mark my words, there's trouble brewing, i.survived a bullet my heaving bum cheeks hey up.two.more boatloads have just arrived, so.hands in ya pockets , they are to be issued with new clothes n shoes , eh,
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Eh, the clue is in boomerang throwing, dear lord above, is there only me on this forum.we an abundance of common sense
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Everybody is fukin off from.this country, including me, all.being well.on.the 1st of may, I shall.be slinging boomerangs eh,
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Good lord above, from.crack o dawn you lot.have done nowt but effin moan, wi leopards t boot, eh, ffs, there's summat missing in your lives you. to moan all.day long every day, get a life.ffs, I'm.going to..get. in touch we cremations direct I am, ya driving me to.it
