gets up this morning, about 6 ish, beautiful weather, so made a brew, got dressed, then mucked out the ferrets, took dogs down the fields , came home, give em some chicken wings, about 8 oclock, I was famished, so out came the frying pans, heres what I shifted, 10 sausages, 2 eggs, half a tin of chopped tomatoes, fried bread, 2 rounds of bread n butter to dip up the tomatoe juice, oh and a slice of black pudding, sits round the back in the sun, dogs at my side, ferrets going mental, my lady gets up, says summat smells good wov you had, told her you fekin greedy b*****d she says its all this fr