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iworkwhippets

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  1. went out to the harvester for lunch, we a couple from here, they were playing dueling banjos, thats my kind of music, so up i gets and cuts the rug
  2. no need for the thanks ken, that little write up speaks volumes of yourself , keep on keeping on
  3. it is a shame mate, the dog in question, looked a handy bugger, shame to deprive it, but its never been worked , so it dunna no better
  4. Theres this chap rides past my home everyday with a pure saluki, sometimes he walks past, anyhow i collared him one morning and got talking to him, i asked if he worked the dog, he didnt no what i meant by work, so i explained, certainly not he says, i thought he was gonna belt me around the earhole
  5. crackin birds in tip top condition, in a nice clean and airy environment
  6. Well, I enjoyed my marmalade this morning
  7. Never in.my wildest dreams thought the day would come to say these words, but won't I just miss her Christmas speech
  8. At least they turned up mate ,yes and I dare say, lots of folks turned up for the funeral, and as you say, treating it as a tourist attraction, as for there clothing, I dunno mate
  9. Just watching Madge on her way back to London, the crowds speak volumes she was well loved, must be an aged thing with me, cos it's brought a little tear to my eyes, end of an era I'm glad it's gone off without any incidents ,apart from a heckler or two,and a credit to all involved in her funeral. So RIP dear lady
  10. Im all to aware Jok of the long list, and im also aware you arent in the best of health, so all the best to you, its not if we will be struck again, its when, on the odd occasion i ferry people that need to keep hospital appointments to hospital, i we have to wait several minutes before we can even enter the building keep well folks, you are in for a rude awakening should u need hospital treatment
  11. Talking to a neighbour across the road from me earlier on, he as throat cancer, he had a text this morning saying his appointment next Tuesday had been cancelled cos of the queen's funeral
  12. And im one of many, cant stand the bloke, shame on him
  13. She was blacker than Mosley common pit shaft matey
  14. Sounds about right mate, any concerns just pop into your doctor, they have a monitor in the surgery
  15. And it dunna stop there, that little girl, humping stagnant water to camp, last week. i sent 500 notes fer a new bucket
  16. wont get much from this lad, ive got my priorities right, ive donated a reet dollop of cash to pakistan, eh
  17. I have indeed , they was on the go at 5 am today, spud more than a pig
  18. Forgot to say lads, the doctor asked me about my lifestyle, sugar cut it right out, i dont do sugar, i says, i use sweetners, would u believe, worse than sugar, i am aware of siuger, its in most things , even bread, but, and thank u fer your advice doctor, im 78 to late fer me now start watching my diet, i like my grub and thats it, if the chip pan wants to come out in the middle of the night heaving wi kilverts so be it, so why did i bother going fer a blood pressure test then, well u wanna see katherine the receptionist, i come up like a babys arm
  19. Hey up lads, look, a couple of weeks ago i got this text on my phone from my doctors surgery, come get a blood pressure test mr ....... so down i goes and gets one done, hands the results into the receptionist, my word has it always been so high, 165 over summat, havent a clue i says, cannot remember last time i had a blood pressure test, sit down i will get someone take a look at you, anyways, they sent me home we a monitor, 175 and more on some readings, so doctor rang me says i on the borderline and hes given me a prescription, so moral being is, go get yaselves checked out, , see ya
  20. Francie mate , arent there enough problems in the world at the moment, fcuk the elec cars think nice thoughts fer a change pal, and get thiissen out
  21. thats it pal, a saving of , £2 80
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