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Mon the hoops

Mon the hoops.... Need a strong ref, I can see us down to 10 men in first half..... Paranoia

I was doing the girlfriend from behind last night when I slipped a chocolate egg up her bum.................... Kinda surprised her.....

you still here big guy

Why me why f*****g me!!!

The mate felt funny in B&Q today.... He was getting funny looks..... That'll be the last time he buys a box of nails with his rangers top on....

My daughter got sent home from school for swearing today. I said what did u say? She said the 'c' word. I looked at her very disappointed and said its not clever is it. She said no, it was 'c**t'.

Started a thread on the lurcher board for you to get your teeth into lol

Lol, I seen you on that travellers programme mate, pickup, scrap, cage sides, dogs...., think I even saw the sink!!!

Ideal if it's your good self, it was the lack of friends and rep points that threw me lol, you had 25 within half-hour last time lol

Pervert phones woman... Breathing heavy down the phone he asks her, "do you have a baldy tight c**t?"..... Yes she replies, he is on the couch, who shall I say is calling?

Pmsl.... I could feel my eye twitching just reading that lol who are you anyhow lol

Lol mate, normal service will resume shortly... It's part of my masterly plan ...

I f*****g don't half attract them!!!

You'll need to hurry, he is a known banner of the baw and will do so again.... You can tell it puts me off eh lol

Jealousy is such an ugly trait

I know mate, I kind of like this name for the moment lol

You seen how many friends I now have lab and rep, if I can avoid getting banned and it's a big if, I'll be as popular as artic lol

Your my friend, fell privileged, not many are lol

Paddy says to Mick, I'm thinking of getting a lab..... Don't replies Mick, everyone I know who gets one turns blind!!!!

I feel good.........

Pmsl mon the hoops

Don't ever fall out with me lab, I love you too much xxx

Where you gone????

Hahahahaha your f*****g learning lol