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The man is clearly a lunatic!!!!

Imagine an Englishman telling a scot what the weather is like in Scotland lol the mind boggles

I'm coming back as petal.....

lol mate, I was at work too on the phone earlier on.... first time I've managed to get on with the phone in ages.

pmsl.... where you been??? I've been tredin water for ages waiting on you!!!

Artic, this is what you call music pal, not that crud you play!!!

my reps catching up with yours TOMO and you've got 6 years on me.........

Bride on her wedding night says to her new hubby, "I must confess, I was a hooker!"...... Hubby replies, "That's ok, your past is the past but I must admit, I find it quite erotic, tell me about it"...... she replies, "My name was Dave and I played for Wigan......

I know what you mean pal, I know what you mean........

Some folk just can't help themselves!!!

Bird hugger!!!!!

too easy mate lol

maybes aye.......... maybes naw

Just stabbed myself in the ear.... ahhh thats better

no probs mate, I told tb25 to contact you lol, thought you were in the huff........ should have known better, sorry :OP

nibble............. nibble nibble

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you not talking fannybaws?

how the f**k did you manage to turn a anti saluki thread into an anti shooting one!!!

MAN THE LIFEBOATS!!!!

A woman had been on the game for 8 years and was worried about the size of her flower on her wedding night so she decided to tell her husband she'd caught it climbing over a fence.... After an hour in bed the husband asked,"how far across the field were you before you noticed???"

get your rod ready, i've opened the can of worms lol

WHO AR YA WHO AR YA WHO AR YA.....