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Didn't want to see you getting soppy Kay lol
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night baw hun
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Nite Kay x nite MLB x
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xx
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Bloke goes into pub an asks for 3 double whiskys. 'You ok?' asks the barman. 'No, i've just found out my youngest son is gay!' The following week he goes in the pub again, and asks for 6 double whiskys. 'You ok?' asks barman again. 'No, just found out my eldest son has turned gay as well!' Week after he returns to the pub and asks for 10 doubles. 'f**k me,' says barman. 'Doesn't any of your family like fanny?' 'Yep,' he r...
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Little boy in class scratchin his crotch Teacher asked him Wots wrong Embarrased he said he'd been circumcised & was itchy Teacher told him Ring ur mum 4 advice. He cums back with his cock hangin out! Teacher asks "[bANNED TEXT] are u doing"? "Mum said if I could stick it out til lunchtime she'd come & get me..!!
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Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'This is for the flowers!' 'Dont be silly,' says Paddy, 'You must have a vase somewhere!
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Over the past year, I've been out on the pull a lot. For your benefit, I've catalogued my best chat up lines and their effectiveness: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" 23% success rate. "Grab your coat, you've pulled." 37% success rate. "I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?" 52% success rate "I'm going to poke you in a minute, whether it's with my penis or with this knife is up to you. Now get in the f*****g van." 100%...
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I might be wrong......
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Naughty but nice eh!
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Is there any other way? You got that marquee booked yet?
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Sorry I was on the coursing thread. Yep all booked, and the bouncy castle has been booked too.
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WARNING....Dont join the new Tesco Datìng Service....my mate did and ended up with a bag for life!
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I remember when this was all fields...,
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Baw your in a boat
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The ark son the ark2, built it myself from mud and rocks, surprisingly boyant.
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Will you be taking 2 saklukis on board?....lol
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I'm gonna get a bad reputation....
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well i been watchin you for last 6 months so you a lot of catchin up there fella
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so its me you've been watching eh, not baw at all or that fuckwit FTB.....i knew it all along but you can give credit to baw if you like....you know he just wants to be loved....lol
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I need all the love I can get lol
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Why does it always have to be me!!!!
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Pmsl
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I know Kay, no f*****g class lol
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Am i missing something here....your talking to f*****g Kay but she isn't there you pair of fannies?
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