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  1. I see dumb people............

  2. baw

    Baldrick loves me

  3. I've got a notion for a crunchie

    1. Kay

      Kay

      its only a bit of wind..lol

    2. baw

      baw

      exactly kay, everyone does it

    3. Lab

      Lab

      So by that Kay you must be into small fat men....have you met Dotty Doo?

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  4. baw

    Haw artic, take not of the tunes mate

  5. baw

    Cracker pal, really like it.

  6. Ok, what have I missed???

    1. artic

      artic

      I thought you were banned lol

    2. baw

      baw

      awww shuckums xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    3. baw

      baw

      I'll bet you did artic lol

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  7. Following the death of the human cannonball at The Kent Show a spokesman said, " We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre!"

    1. x38
    2. baw

      baw

      I'm the wrong shape mate, need someone small and fat like lab..... I'm more built gladiatoresk mate

  8. A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat Things. The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word."The second boy says, "Predator." "Yes, that's another big word. Well done." Little Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss."After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything." "Well my sister has one and she says it eats f*****g batteries like...

    1. baw

      baw

      There's no tomorrow!!

  9. Quality pal sheer quality

  10. Isn't it strange how hot sexy women always drive cute little cars?! Which reminds me... the MOT is due on the wifes transit

    1. alan1986

      alan1986

      lol i thourt it was a dubble decker you lass had lol

       

    2. baw

      baw

      Had to sell it mate, couldn't fit in the drivers seat, funny angle those steering wheels lol

    3. alan1986
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  11. If I were a boy......

    1. Teddd

      Teddd

      i used to fill they big plastic sweetie jars open the lid and ma grannies neighbours collie would get its heed in get stung tae fook lol

    2. Teddd

      Teddd

      catching hawkers fae up the close wae a bread basket held up wae a bit a string breed un der it used to sit for hoors waiting lol

    3. christian71

      christian71

      No your better off a girl

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  12. baw

    My reps bigger than yours now Tomo me auld mucker.......

  13. If you had 1 wish, what would it be?

    1. baw

      baw

      you sure tb, good deal on rope the now........

    2. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      Better with a length of hose and a car....oh I forgot he doesnt drive. Shame lol

    3. baw
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  14. paddys drunk as f**k he meets a prostitute up a dark alley. He asks how much for full sex. '20 euro' she whispers 'Ok.' says Paddy an they get down to business. Next min a cop appears and shines his torch in their faces, 'Wots goin on here?' he asks. 'Nothing Officer, I'm just having sex with my wife.' 'Sorry Sir,' apologises the cop, 'I didn't know it was your wife.' Paddy shouts, 'Neither did I till you shone ur f****n torch in her...

  15. baw

    You took up fishing my little grasshopper... There is another post you baited which I can't find the now but I will

  16. Before Bin Laden was shot he was asked if he had any last words. He said " Did Neil Lennon receive my parcel? "

  17. baw

    They're suffocating me lol

  18. Question........ would you prefer to be the best player in a losing team or the worst player in a winning team.............hmmmmmm.....

    1. baw

      baw

      aye, but you might move and be the worst player and end up in the other scenario...

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Aye but i dont want to be the best player in that team, 2nd will do!....

    3. baw

      baw

      lol, fair dos

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  19. Roger, tenfour goodbuddy, got that, affirmative, over and out!!!

    1. baw

      baw

      not yet goodbuddy, over

    2. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      give up now mate, yer daft enough already lol

    3. baw

      baw

      aye, think i will mate, f**k that rubberduck keek

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  20. baw

    DUCKYWUCKY!!!!

  21. Right own up, who stole the soap?

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    2. baw

      baw

      Lol, aye you found me out.... That's an urban myth, us scots are big softies

    3. miss lurcher bitch

      miss lurcher bitch

      lol lol kay nice one

    4. long dogs

      long dogs

      left it in hmp ranby

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  22. Argh, it's started!!!.......... What's better than a bakers dozen?? A butchers eleven!!!!

    1. nakednutt

      nakednutt

      the attacks on neil lennon are getting out of hand... hes just been butchered in inverness

    2. baw

      baw

      Before Bin Laden was shot he was asked if he had any last words. He said " Did Neil Lennon receive my parcel? "

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