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didnt realise coal dross burned so slow. thought it would have burned quick. its great lasts for ages. can you buy bags of it?
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Folk have been using dross to bank the fire up last thing at night for years bud.
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Just been band from b and q some dickhead in a orange apron asked me if I wanted decking good job I got the first punch in
Ancient, lol.
Well along shift at hospital but my 2nd daughter is here, so chuffed and so proud of missus
Congrats Ross, all the best to your missus and the wean.
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"Mone hogie, get some bipstick" translates from come on codie get some lipstick...... Lol poor dog
They have their own language when their that age right enough.
Well i heard thete was a secret chord
that David played and it pleased the Lord
If I wasn't working today I would be in the middle of know where by now......
Know where and nowhere, are we talking about the same place here?
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See Celtic did well in the Sunday league lol
First to bite, Joe1888. No surprised there then, lol.
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Need to go for a poo but can't be bothered wiping my arse, I'll just hang on till I can't no more.
When you can't hang on any more would it then be fair to say your full of sh!t? lol.
Out lamping last night got chased off not by the police but by 2 angry charging badgers, it was a brown pants moment
Should've used yer left hook on them.
Just took the wife out,,,,,, 1 shot left hook get down!
Well done.... You must be a hard fella.
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Few silage cuts done now.....
Farms are on their second cut down here.
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Can all auction lot donators and those that won the lots please ensure you have contacted each other to arrange delivery asap
Ideation's inbox is full, I've asked on the post for him to pm me a postal addy, what more I can do?
night at the hospital :-(
Wishing her a speedy recovery JB.
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1 rabbit for the long net!! lol
One is better than none, sure we've all blanked in the past.
A bird just shit on the nephews Heidi then the dugs burst his baw...... So much for being lucky!! lol
Bad craic that, having to deal with being sh!t on and also being given a girls name, lol.
Have you ever heard the curlew cry and walked the purple heather ?
Young Ned of the hill.
Have you ever walked the lonesome hills
And heard the curlew's cry
Or seen the raven black as night
Upon a windswept sky
To walk the purple heather
And hear the west wind cry
To know that's where the rapparee must die
Air rifles are great until they fall in the wrong hands
Spot on jonah.
ho got good worm tabs for sale
donnyc.
If you say the word "orange" really slowly,itsounds like gullible.
Think it might be you that's gullible Greenseed, lol.
well done st mirren
Hope Lab's alright.
Red Mancs love Robin Van Persie, Red Scousers love Robin' Van Stereos...
And auld red nose loves greetin' about officials.
Despite the recent news, Tesco's say that their beef burger sales remain stable.
Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge "and they're off".
Well there's a first time for everything, and it's first time I'm gonna be a dad.
Congratulations mate.