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  1. didnt realise coal dross burned so slow. thought it would have burned quick. its great lasts for ages. can you buy bags of it?

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      Folk have been using dross to bank the fire up last thing at night for years bud.

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  2. Just been band from b and q some dickhead in a orange apron asked me if I wanted decking good job I got the first punch in

  3. Well along shift at hospital but my 2nd daughter is here, so chuffed and so proud of missus

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      Congrats Ross, all the best to your missus and the wean.

       

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  4. "Mone hogie, get some bipstick" translates from come on codie get some lipstick...... Lol poor dog

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      They have their own language when their that age right enough.

  5. Well i heard thete was a secret chord

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      that David played and it pleased the Lord

  6. If I wasn't working today I would be in the middle of know where by now......

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      Know where and nowhere, are we talking about the same place here?

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  7. See Celtic did well in the Sunday league lol

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      First to bite, Joe1888. No surprised there then, lol.

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  8. Need to go for a poo but can't be bothered wiping my arse, I'll just hang on till I can't no more.

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      When you can't hang on any more would it then be fair to say your full of sh!t? lol.

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  9. Out lamping last night got chased off not by the police but by 2 angry charging badgers, it was a brown pants moment

  10. Just took the wife out,,,,,, 1 shot left hook get down!

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      Well done.... You must be a hard fella.

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  11. Few silage cuts done now.....

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      Farms are on their second cut down here.

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  12. Can all auction lot donators and those that won the lots please ensure you have contacted each other to arrange delivery asap

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      Ideation's inbox is full, I've asked on the post for him to pm me a postal addy, what more I can do?

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  13. night at the hospital :-(

  14. 1 rabbit for the long net!! lol

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      One is better than none, sure we've all blanked in the past.

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  15. A bird just shit on the nephews Heidi then the dugs burst his baw...... So much for being lucky!! lol

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      Bad craic that, having to deal with being sh!t on and also being given a girls name, lol.

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  16. Have you ever heard the curlew cry and walked the purple heather ?

  17. Have you ever heard the curlew cry and walked the purple heather ?

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      Have you ever walked the lonesome hills

      And heard the curlew's cry

      Or seen the raven black as night

      Upon a windswept sky

      To walk the purple heather

      And hear the west wind cry

      To know that's where the rapparee must die

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  18. Air rifles are great until they fall in the wrong hands :(

  19. If you say the word "orange" really slowly,itsounds like gullible.

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      Think it might be you that's gullible Greenseed, lol.

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  20. Red Mancs love Robin Van Persie, Red Scousers love Robin' Van Stereos...

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      And auld red nose loves greetin' about officials.

  21. Despite the recent news, Tesco's say that their beef burger sales remain stable.

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      Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge "and they're off".

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  22. Well there's a first time for everything, and it's first time I'm gonna be a dad.

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