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Dan_Mercian

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  1. The Hudderites, not one of them can string together a sentence correctly, they all have speech impediments, they all look the same and they're all dumb as f**k. They've blatantly been f***ing they're brothers and sisters for many many generations to get that much of a deformed gene pool. It's disgusting the place wants carpet bombing.
  2. When we were off on a Stag do, we all called at weatherspoons for a breakfast. It was either 8:25 and we had to wait until 8:30 or 8:55 and we had to wait until 9, anyway. I'll have a big breakfast and a pint please mate. Can't do you a pint until another 5 minutes. What do you mean? There's a time lock on the til. Ok, I'll have a big breakfast and an orange juice, keep the change and in five minutes ring me through a pint, I'll be sat over there... What a daft rule that is!
  3. Nothing but praise for my RM delivery guy! I live deep in some woods, he tear-arses about in that RM issue berlingo like something Colin McRae would be proud of, he goes down tracks I wouldn't attempt in my L200, always leaves parcels for me if I'm not in to sign for them, f*****g hero that lad is!
  4. As said its going to be hard to shift them, your best bet is to put them on eBay then anyone looking for them will see them. Most people who have koi ponds are already stocked up, moving them this time of years not great either.
  5. There's a firm in Notts doing these in 265/75/16 on steel rims for £549 Thats about £200 cheaper than the General Grabber AT2's package they do. I wondered if anyone had any review on these? They look decent in the photos but is it worth just throwing that £200 or so more and getting a 'proper' tyre like the Grabbers / BF Goodrich? Cheers.
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    SNOW

    Its minus 30 in the north pole and snowing Glad you said it, I was gonna say the same thing. Tiny flutter in Chesterfield about an hour ago, imagine filling your arse crack with talcum powder, laying on the floor face down and farting, we've had about that much, it's rubbish! Love snow!
  7. There's only a couple of firms in the UK as far as I'm aware with permission from realtree to use their pattern. http://www.raccoon.co.uk/personalisation/realtree.aspx Which makes it mega mega expensive.
  8. Dickheads. But I think it's best letting them have the keys if they break into the house they're pretty intent on taking the vehicle! I know a fella who just finished work, parked his car on the drive (P1 Subaru impreza) locked the door, put the tv on and had a nap on the sofa. Woke up to two blokes in balacalavas stood over him (he isn't a small guy himself) they asked for the keys he told them they're in the hall in a pot (half asleep not realising they were in his pocket) 10 seconds later they came back and beat seven bags of shit out of him with a bat. It's just not worth t
  9. Cheers guys I'll give it another go, if it doesn't work I'll take it to the garage when they re open.
  10. PSY - Gangnam Style That shit annoying song that everyone dances like an epileptic skitsophrenic to, just hit a billion views in YouTube. I diddnt realise a billion was such a massive number, the seconds to 1959 comment bought it into perspective.
  11. 2003 '53' with 54k, I've looked on google but all there is is something about a sticking actuator and air lines but that's when the green light is flashing in 2wd, mine doesn't flash in 2wd only when I drop it to 4wd. It hasn't got them free wheeling hub things (if that's a photo of the wheel)
  12. Just bought one because I've moved into the woods. Anyway, first time Ive got suck on soft wet boggy grass, stopped, put it into neural, put the clutch down, shifted the stick into 4h, the green light came on and started flashing, but that's as far as it got, I don't think it actually went into 4wd because the rear wheels still span. So I took it out of 4h, the green light stopped flashing and I just floored it and luckily got out. Did I do something wrong? I just want to make sure I did everything right before I take it to the garage. (The rear diff lock works fine, also wh
  13. Theres 2 lines of orange showing when the slide is back, doesn't affect performance. Gun, Cleaning rod, 1 full box, 1 part box of blanks, case. Hardly used. £130 delivered.
  14. ITV1 3:30, I can see it fella. So it's finished in time for the super, amazing, can't miss for the world live Emmerdale episode
  15. Felix must have some right big knackers on him! Legend.
  16. Shot, apparantly, I haven't seen it but according to them it had a bullet hole in it. The nearest road is a fair way from where they are. Cheers guys! Just diddnt want to apply if it was going to get held up because of this.
  17. No she won't need one, Aslong as the guns are in your name and your with her all the time. If she wants to go alone with one of your guns she can't.
  18. Alright guys. I've literally just moved to a place with some decent land, the other day I got asked if Id heard any 'gun shots' when questioned I got the reply "someone's shot a fox on our land" Apparantly they've woke up and found a dead fox on their field, big vegetarians totally against shooting and 100% anti so I gather. Tried to explain its probably been shot and ran onto their land, not having none of it, 'someones shot it on there'. They're involving the police etc, I was going to apply for .22 rf to control rabbits on my field (I only have shotgun ATM thankfully, I can
  19. Name one person that is thin and wants to be fat? lol Think he means thin and wants to bulk up. He's right though, You could ask the most muscular man on earth if he's happy and he'd have a list of stuff he wants to change. I got told something once that's stuck with me, no matter how good looking and sexy a woman is, there's a bloke bored of f*****g her. And that's true, take Cheryl Cole for example.
  20. Get the photo bucket app. Once you've got the app, upload it into that from your gallery. Once the photos in your photo bucket app, click on it, then click on the tiny little 'i' logo in the corner of the photo. Click on the link and it should copy it, come on here and click paste. Job done
  21. There's such things as golf ball cannons
  22. I struggled gaining weight so went f**k it, I'll get my diet sorted and stick at it for 4 weeks. Diet was: Breakfast - 4 eggs scrambled and a bowl of porridge Protein shake (phd pharma gain strawberry) Chicken + brown rice Protein shake Steak + potatoes with veg (broccoli etc) Then normal 'tea' (whatever the gf is having) .......... It's expensive, but after 4 weeks it was working so kept at it, started a dbol cycle aswell and that helps (wouldn't recommend until your at a stable level / stop gaining) But I've stuck at it and managed to gain 2 stone whi
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