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jetro

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  1. A Lancashire man and a cockney Londoner were seated next to an Yorkshire man on an overseas flight. After a few gins n vodkas n jack daniel's, the men began discussing their home lives. Lancashire man... "Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Lancashire man bragged," and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me...." Cockney Londoner... "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the cockney Londoner responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man." Yorkshire man... W
  2. On two occasions I had a run with doctors receptionists. First one, was with my son. He was only a week old and became ill, I was working and wife brought him to see the doc. She wouldn't let her see him, said she was just a young mother panicking. Son got worse in the middle of the night , doc callled and sent him in with a blocked gut. She lost her job over that. Second time. I got a knife tip through the eye ball. Went to see the doctor, was told he was having a cuppa and had to wait. When came out and I told him what had happened, and wasn't happy to wai
  3. Lol ?? No, naval battle in the north Atlantic during ww2. Based on a true story Atb j
  4. Anyone watch the Tom hanks movie, greyhound, seen the previews looks good Atb j
  5. At least you heard them, it's a start. Isn't it illegal to lamp over there Ted. Atb j
  6. jetro

    Elves

    Didn't mean on here. But in certain parts of the country and world they don't want merry Christmas, but happy hoildays instead. Don't know how they expect that to work. Atb j
  7. jetro

    Elves

    Because it would offend certain people's. Not that an alien tearing rain deer and elves doesn't LOL Atb j
  8. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=RDdpmAY059TTY
  9. He sure did, very happy with it. Took the belt clip off, was uncomfortable in my pocket Atb j
  10. Started watching the whole serious of raising damp lol. Going to have to see it through now Atb j
  11. Got some bright para cord here, I'll make up something later Atb j
  12. Got a nice gift today. Nice little knife. Could be my edc from now on. Atb j
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