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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment. 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, Which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, And we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise an
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Infant. Barry decided to propose to Janice, but prior to her acceptance Janice felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Barry that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Barry felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too. Barry looked Janice in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My willy is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.' She
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A group of Hell's Angel's bikers were riding along when they saw a girl about to jump off a railway Bridge. They stopped. Tattoo Mike, the lead biker was a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the police and said, "Hey Baby, whatcha doin' up there on that there railin'?" She replied, "I'm going to commit suicide!" He said, "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, how about you give ol' Tattoo Mike here your best goodbye kiss?". So without hesitation, she leaned back over the rail and did just that. And it was a long, deep, ling
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No joke on them, especially if your on a prawn boat. If the fishing good, no sleep lol Atb j
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Spent many years working on fish farms. You should try bleeding 60 tonne of salmon, around 10kg, and them flapping and jumping. That's where you see cuts and bits of fingers going missing ??? Atb j
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That's working on the seas terms and conditions, great isn't it lol ??? Atb j
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Cousin has a farm, it can be miserable work alright Atb j
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Looks like a fun thing to try Atb j
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https://www.(!64.56:886/groups/748800302583164/permalink/838542390275621/?sfnsn=mo
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Could never see the fascination of eating sea urchins either. Just messy and tasteless imo. Cod roe is another thing I didnt like Atb j
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https://www.(!64.56:886/groups/748800302583164/permalink/838559210273939/
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Scallops are a better fish to eat. Gently fried in butter, non garlic for me, I want to taste the fish Atb j
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Under the grill with a few drops of smoked tobasco Raw, tastes like cold salty snot, Atb j
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Watched this, wasn't overly impressed, seen better episodes Atb j
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A Lancashire man and a cockney Londoner were seated next to an Yorkshire man on an overseas flight. After a few gins n vodkas n jack daniel's, the men began discussing their home lives. Lancashire man... "Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Lancashire man bragged," and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me...." Cockney Londoner... "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the cockney Londoner responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man." Yorkshire man... W
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On two occasions I had a run with doctors receptionists. First one, was with my son. He was only a week old and became ill, I was working and wife brought him to see the doc. She wouldn't let her see him, said she was just a young mother panicking. Son got worse in the middle of the night , doc callled and sent him in with a blocked gut. She lost her job over that. Second time. I got a knife tip through the eye ball. Went to see the doctor, was told he was having a cuppa and had to wait. When came out and I told him what had happened, and wasn't happy to wai
