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NEWKID

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  1. The whole "Ken Mears the bushcraft king" is a fallacy mate.. I've seen it with my own eyes, he wants all the bells and whistles.. moaned that the hot tub was too cold when he stayed here, pillows were too hard, tv wasn't big enough.. Laid out in a robe and cucumbers on his eyes most days! Lol His "camping" exploits resemble an only way is Essex hen party ffs!! Lol
  2. You know it mate... I let him live in his bushcraft fantasy world... but I know the truth! ?
  3. No spray tans here, good old solarium!!
  4. How did you know my pet name for the Mrs?? lol
  5. Its all good lads.... piss taking is f***ing great in my book... no idea what pan sexual is though, maybe when your frying off some sausages Tomo?? Lol Mrs likes a piss take, she instigated this... when I said about this, she sent Ken a message tonight, stirring the pot a bit more... bullied in my own home and on line!! Lol
  6. Glad you noticed... Calling Kenneth a cock in vegetable form....
  7. Thanks mate... that's really kind of you Now f**k off!!! lol
  8. He's waited since the comp mate.... twat! lol
  9. I'm not even letting Marie know about this one mate... she'll be in her element... lol
  10. why the hell are you giving a sensible reply ffs! ? ?
  11. That aint bad for you... ?
  12. ??.... don't you get serious an all... ?
  13. Ken is sat with a big smile on his ugly chops now.... "My work here is done"....lol
  14. A throw away piss take, based on my Mrs acting up for Kens benefit.... and it could do 20 pages!! Lol Kanny is all in...and now Stiff is getting serious...lol
  15. Artichoke hearts!! Where did that come from...I'm worried about you..?
  16. It won't be that good mate... just old tiny thumbs trying to be funny...?
  17. Permission granted She said you're a twat! ...?
  18. NEWKID

    queen

    Sorry mate.... I'm still wounded from your squirrel jibe earlier.. ?
  19. Full camo and crocs is your standard any way mate... lol
  20. NEWKID

    queen

    If you had bothered reading it you wouldn't of needed to post anything....twat
  21. NEWKID

    queen

    Social housing? Polish car wash? Trampoline Park? McDonald's drive thru?
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