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smithie

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  1. i hope the c**t makes the most and does not leave them under a hedge
  2. you do well the moon is nearly gone down to 5% tomorrow there will be less http://www.moonconnection.com/current_moon_phase.phtml
  3. liverpool fan and i live in hope, but unfortunatly i have little confidence in skirtal and johnson and think its going chelsea's way. hope im wrong
  4. A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head - which could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.' Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times an
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    Eskimo

    Only 1 a day mate and it's always top drawer - without fail. not sure were i got 2 from i must be crediting you for the jokes paulus puts up
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    Eskimo

    wlashie you have no right to boo.. i put 1 shit joke up in a month and you give us 2 a day
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    Eskimo

    An eskimo is driving through the outback when suddenly smoke starts pouring from the bonnet of his car. He looks up and see's a sign, Next town 5km. So he heads on into town and pulls into the first mechanics workshop he see's. 'Excuse me mate" says the eskimo to the mechanic. "Theres all this smoke coming from under the bonnet, can you have a look for me?". "well" says the mechanic, "I'm kind of busy right now can you come back in half an hour?". So the eskimo goes for a walk into town and after half an hour he heads back to the mechanic's. "How did you go with my car?" says the eskimo.
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    Tv Licence

    i would not get excited.. if your caught using a tv with no licence and dont pay the fine i recon it will be county court for a ccj getting cost's along the way..
  9. i actualy know a chap that did this.. he just phoned the fire arms department and told them he was offered a gun and said gun is unlicenced. first copper said he cant put it on his licence second one told him to crack on so its off the streets problem is if it had of turned out to be a stolen gun he would of had to hand a name to the police
  10. i wouldnt remove hare shooting at all, some parts of country have more hares than rabbits lol its the law that pisses me off not shooters im not in to shooting hare, but i have had the odd one. but i would not wish it to be taken as every bit lost to the antis is a step closser to losing all hunting rights in general. i dont expect that to happen but if it did i would be out with my nets while the rest of the town dare not put on a lamp.. ill get more hare than the rest of them put togehter
  11. i bet they would ask the shooters to sign it even though some dog men in this thread would like to remove hare from the legal quarry of the shooter.. for the record i would sign..
  12. that might get shooters voteing to ban running dogs all together in a tit for tat sort of thing.. you dont have to like it or participate but all hunters should do there best to keep all hunting going. i dont run a dog but dont want the dog men to lose their sport. anti's will do enough damage
  13. thet will just go spend 200mil and be back in it a season or tow from now
  14. martinez does look like the real deal and i think im correct in saying he turned down the job at lfc before it was offered to rodgers.
  15. liverpool to win.. 3-1 yellow card for ferdinand as he creaks more than an old barn door + 2 yellow and a red for rooney as he will be fired up, he will have been getting angry for days now and a loss will be the final nail in the coffin for his season
  16. he is intelligent but could you cope with that? no way i could who want a kid that can f**k you over every argument
  17. for me the net is simply more versatile with it not stiched to the running line.
  18. having read this again i see that some trad netters must fix the nets in the corners, i did not realise people did this, i do not as any think anything fixed is on the way from not being what i see as a traditional net and a step closer to being a quick set. but thats a different topic
  19. i was trying to think about the benefit from this and wondered if you are fixing something not yet broken. i think what you are saying is the net is fixed to runing line top and bottom in the corners and because you do 2 different knotts the line gets tighter at the top. i do not fix my net to the running lines in any place at all so by placing the end pin in the ground then running the net with the bottom mesh and the top mesh wrapped around the peg with the knott and then doing the same when finishin at the other end before i place the end pin i see no need for the modifaction to the net
  20. keep your money for fuel and get knocking.. you have too much money
  21. 8 digs 11 rabbits

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