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Lab

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  1. Lab

    NOT NORMAL

    f*****g lightweight :thumbdown: Thats exactly what i am now Stewie..... Still drink an Englishman under the table though........ :tongue2: only one way to find out lab :whistling: when you coming??? monday is the best its happy night up the local :laugh: Monday not good mate av got my FAO coming round to renew my gun license.....make it next monday though......
  2. I remember shouting at you tb......"You've got 20 mins to f*****g stop that!!" :kiss:
  3. Lab

    NOT NORMAL

    Cheap date.....i knew it...
  4. Lab

    NOT NORMAL

    f*****g lightweight :thumbdown: Thats exactly what i am now Stewie..... Still drink an Englishman under the table though........ :tongue2:
  5. Would that be classed as a good bird then?
  6. Lab

    NOT NORMAL

    Done some stupid drinking at times when i was about 17-23.......always started with pints and then vodka and finish of the night with shots...........done 16 sambuca 1 after the other at the bar 1 night, drank 3/4 of a bottle of absolute vodka in 1 swoop and countless silly nights with Buckfast..... :sick: But i think its taken its toll now cause the hangovers are unreal......remember the days where i could drink thursday,friday,sat and sunday and not miss a shift.......1 days drink now and am dying for days...
  7. you mean you can be polite lab lol what if they were in a gers tap Well obviously then they would be classed as vermin and be shot on site.........
  8. Anybody who thought they could go where they liked would be asked politely to leave. Anybody who came and asked if they could go on would probably find out they had some new permission...
  9. I agree, you must be. Not many labs can use a computer. Now go to your bed and lie down...
  10. I could bring my dogs and then that camera of yours could take some snaps of real working dogs...... Hope you have a wide lens camera Roxy...................... I'll just add they are well trained and dont go murdering anything they can catch.........
  11. I could bring my dogs and then that camera of yours could take some snaps of real working dogs......
  12. FFS.....dont tell me they all stay in the house...
  13. A scientists has developed a bra that stops womans breasts bouncing when they run and stops there nipples sticking out when they get cold........His workmates have kicked the shit out of him!!!

  14. Who the f**k id giving you rep points.....you've never said a decent thing on here.....lol

  15. You should keep it away from your 'crack' then........
  16. I dont think he's fussy mate.....f**k a hole in the ozone layer i heard....lol

  17. Oh how silly off me...i should have been more clear.....Earth the anal intruder!!

  18. Lab

    GAYLORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Your gay lover has returned i see.....

  20. Got that new Breadcrumb aftershave for xmas......doesn't half pull the birds!!

    1. christian71

      christian71

      You couldnt pull a bird in a brothel with a £50 note stuck out both ears

    2. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      I think he wiz talking aboot his scraggy pheasants lol

    3. Lab

      Lab

      Only quality birds leave my game farm Roxy ya fecker!!

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