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  1. As huns go i think he is an ok 1............i wont however have any trouble hating him if he can turn around that bomb scare of a team called Rangers. He has always been a funny sort of guy, was a hoot on question of sport and i wish him all the luck next season fighting it out for 2nd place with thier cousins Hearts................Mon the hoops!!
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    Georgia

    You a feeder mate lol? Lab is one too only the selfish c**t doesn't like sharing!!! How very dare you!!! Why only this morning i shared a belter of a fart with my girl, even tried my best to make sure it never escaped the bed covers before her head was right under.....
  3. I think it wants to go in a kennel.............
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    Tippex !

    Ah now the picture is getting clearer............no get milk in Falkirk naw?
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    Tippex !

    why the f**k am i laughing...............
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    Georgia

    How does this girl get on the tv......she is know britains fattest woman, had help from all over the world and now she is seeing a therapist. Why dont they just throw her in a room and feed her at intervals, either that she gets told to dad on herself with no medical care........discuss?
  7. Is that how you got your nickname of "Thrush"? I thought its cause your an Irritable c**t!!!................
  8. Ally McCoist's plans to take over from smith at Rangers are under threat. Sky have offered him more money to work for them. He's swithering...............he's never put up a satelite dish before.

  9. What i cant understand is why the little fat shit, who is so much into ornathology cant see the need for a form of control that is essential to the UK wildlife. Stupid little man....
  10. Cracking photos Hannah!! Alot of youngsters in there.......what pictures are completely in the wild and are some in parks.....?
  11. I know...it's shocking. Have you ever seen the bicarbonate soda trick? I was always told about it but never seen it...i found it more exciting to dope them up a bit on antifreeze then hit them with a tennis racket. (joke again for those of you who stupid) FTB Does that work? The old exploding bicarb' with the stomach contents?
  12. It always amazes me the amount of people that ask you 'how do you train your dog to chase the birds' or 'how do you train them to catch them' FFS FTB He has an excuse.....now how would craigyboy put this..? "He's a scouse kunt"...................
  13. My dogs dont chase them ya daft c**t.....they retrieve them!!!! Skilled workers, not point and slip pat-lickers ..............
  14. I had a tele when i was younger.............. Now theres a lie if ever I heard one. FTB lol if he did prob nicked it FFS i was a bairn........theft was my dads job...
  15. I had a tele when i was younger.............. Now theres a lie if ever I heard one. FTB I never said it worked!!!
  16. Ment to be tasty curlews???..
  17. I had a tele when i was younger..............
  18. Never heard of that. Cant be as simple as changing a degree here or there or everybody would be doing it for more hens. In the large incubators the eggs can only sit 1 way and are rotated by the machine so i would discount that too. Be interesting to hear any concrete evidence though....
  19. Er if you did not read it properly I was not condoning the act, I was condemning it! Read what I said about fishing too! I do not feel it is ok to shoot a swan, read what I wrote about Kettle, the swan that used to graze on anglers supplies and could only be dissuaded by a bank stick! Even though Kettle was bleeding annoying he was still a majestic bird! I passed up an opportunity to shoot an anorexic pheasant yesterday as it was not legally the season, so please read what I write and then put a reply up! I was drawing attention to what was happening and the likely source of the culprits!
  20. .......... Slightly different from you mate but i used to trap buzzards, not for any finacial value i just liked to eat them. I suppose it was inevitable that 1 day i would be caught and as i stood in court that day awaiting my sentence i wish i had thought about my answer to the judge for a little longer......just before passing judgement on me he asked "Just out of interest, what do they taste like?"........i said "Much better than Falcons your honour but not a patch on a Golden Eagle!!!!!".........
  21. Must be that time again........auld crabbit arse is getting crankie again...............
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    Just visiting.......

  23. Yes i have the same problem with stuff sliding about. If you anyone who could get you the rubber matting they use in the dairy farms then you just cut to size. I had a look at heavy duty rubber mats on Ebay but there pretty expensive.
  24. Thats a first. Must be ill..........
  25. Amber Heard......mmm,mmm,mmmmmmmmm

    1. judge2010

      judge2010

      shes like you lab she bi-sexual mate.

    2. lamping lurchers
    3. judge2010

      judge2010

      thats ok aslong as she hides her balls.

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