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  1. Lab

    masterchef

    lol i am that good tho , im a demon in the kitchen I can see it now....."So Chimp what have you done for us today?".............."Well lads its an old favorite of mine.....basically its a cheese toastie.....with, yes with tomato and onion........ "So is it the quarter finals next or am i just going straight to the semis........thinking of doing a pie on a roll for that 1!"....
  2. wow that is some read It's like a nightmare fairytale combo with no punctuation Whatever could you mean.............
  3. No point in that mate. I dont go to Scone to buy any clothes or gear, maybe if i see something but i go because i know i'll meet up with a few faces i know and obviously down copius amounts of alcohol.... Putting it on the same day wouldn't be a good idea.....
  4. Lab

    masterchef

    Oh its just a You tube clip.......thought for a minute you were going to enter for it........
  5. Lab

    badgers

    FFS i was in a trance there ......couldn't stop the urge to get up in the livingroom and give it the 'big box wee box' routine......
  6. I think you need to walk your dogs in a different area cause it sounds like the area you do walk in is full of plebs....i've never heard anybody get into so many dog scraps in my life before.....
  7. Just a little one officer...... Just like my knife too!! Lol According to Judge, S'no the only little one you walk about with matey You wouldn't like it when its angry...........
  8. Just a little one officer...... Just like my knife too!! Lol
  9. Lab

    LOL!!!!!!

    Do your dog a favour and give it too someone else!!!!
  10. Cook it.......wipe its arse and walk it past the radiator mate.....
  11. I'll let you know i snap up all the prime cuts at the butchers.......tail, tongue, ears, hoofs...... Theres a credit crunch you know.......
  12. Lab

    For Sale

    Are they outgoing tyres? Or bald? I hear two fellas use it as there cottaging transport....... ok i will up it again a bottle of brown sauce (has been used regular Well observed Simo Paul, come on this motor has bean well looked aftered ok ive just found a tin of sardines i will chuck in just to sway the deal :laugh: ok i will up my offer again a bottle of brown sauce ( has been worked daily) and ill take away the sardines and chuck in a tin of john west beef spread :laugh: Cheap brown sauce........you f*****g animal...
  13. I'm surprised you even entertain the premium stuff Lab... On another note, my mother in law once went into the local butcher here and enquired about a joint of beef. He told her the price and in her usual Aberdonian way she exclaimed loudly: "Fit? That's awfa dear!" He replied: "No love, it's off a cow actually..." .......and was that a dig at my Scottish roots.....
  14. yes he shoots about 30 roe a year and has been stalking 20 years. he was down on holiday and using my rifle so wasn't to familar with it. it didn't matter how long the buck was settled better to be safe and sure . Would never have thought that he was that experienced. Must have been the rifle as you say......
  15. My local butcher does Buffalo and its class......also does Aberdeen Angus and his steak pies are genius..........a bit dearer but you get what you pay for....
  16. Fat Labs'.............never seen 1....... Anyway Rob....get right into the office tomorrow and let her have it, let her know it was her fault if she's still greeting about losing her dog and tell her not to bother getting another 1 and maybe a hamster would suit here better..... Walking the dogs in the summer.....f*****g hate it!! Cant go anywhere around here without 50 flies wanting to take up residence in your eye,ear, nose or mouth............i do wonder if the sweet scent of pheasant shite is attracting them......
  17. Leave the hens that are sitting and see what happens. If the nest is in full view cover it with a few off cut branches....
  18. What reprobate are you in yer avatar then....?.....;-)

  19. ..........somebody is getting the sack....
  20. Lab

    buzzards

    f**k the Buzzards......where are you get a tonne of pellets for £300......its £500 up here pretty much..........
  21. If you ever find yourself in Fife and in a little mining village called Bowhill......then go into any pub and tell that story.....you'll be pished without putting your hand in your pocket........
  22. Has the first guy shot much deer or was this his first. How long were you going to leave it before you said "If you dont take that now Dave i'm going to shoot it f*****g for you!!".........
  23. Happy Birthday mate........... Did Simo manage to get Eddie Stobart to Deliver the cake in time...........
  24. First lot of poults go today........yee-ha!!!

  25. Funny i've got a dog thats similar......he wont do a shite on short grass, he has to be in the long stuff. He'll run the lenght of a football pitch into bushes before he goes on short grass........must be shy... Had him on the beach once and he wouldn't go on the sand and waded out into the water, his arse was under the water at some points....i was pissing myself!!.... Same dog hates wheelie bins.......bloody terrified.......
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