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Lab

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  1. Maybe your right.....................doesn't stop me pishing myself laughing everytime the news comes on at the minute............ :laugh:
  2. Nice shape................personally i hate to see a collar on a working Lab but your choice......
  3. Why do you think?........ cause he,s a big bairn No because he likes to give factual and informative knowledge on the crisis at Rangers.........
  4. Hope you enjoyed it................you might only see it at cup level again. If yer lucky..............
  5. Have you seen the league points this season.............. Your correct in everything you said Baw mate......factual and informative as usual........
  6. Obviously never done a good enough job jonezy.....the b*****d is still typing!!!
  7. Ffs gnasher I thought this was ment to be a challenge. Getting dropped off in a remote area and live off the land type challenge?? Next you'll be asking taxi numbers in the area..... Lol
  8. Cant remember my first pheasant but i'll never forget my first woodcock...........for all the wrong reasons... Not sure what age i was but it would be around 12-14 and i was a member of a little syndicate that my Grandad got started. I was asked to stand on a forestry track and shoot any pheasants that try and escape out the side. Well after the beating line had passed me a woodcock came screaming out the wood, saw me and turn away from me and twisted and turned up the track. I swung the gun round and first barrel i knocked it over smack in the middle of the track......i was delighted.. . B
  9. I'm fae broomhoose!! YBT ya raj!!! Why dis that no surprise me ! Never actually heard of the place but i can imagine its ruffer than a big bag eh ruff things...........
  10. Why dont you all chip in and get a f*****g mini-bus?
  11. Nice Roe Buck just crossed my drive there, injured back leg so the best thing for it is to take up my freezer space when the chance presents itself....:-)

    1. paulus

      paulus

      a 3 legged deer walks past your house, and you say when a chance presents itself...lol

    2. Lab

      Lab

      lol....i was driving up the road at the time mate. Cracking head on it and i noticed he's got a wee limp....could be an oldy an its time to leave this little planet............when the time is right...:-)

  12. Just tell it to 'hop it'.....
  13. I'll keep my ears open..........
  14. Please note "South African peace crisps" is a registered trademark for the simoman snack company......... by droping the word "south", i have not infringed on any copyright laws !!! you will be hearing from my solicitors, thank you and good day, sir. thebigdog thebigdog industries Ireland You'd have got off scot free on a technicality anyway and thats for being a thick c**t and writing "Afican" instead of "African"..............
  15. Beans, rice and a selection of seeds..............................................................f*****g idiots!!!!
  16. Go and get an adult to take the parental control of your computer................
  17. Yip another great insight into the real world................
  18. Looks like the doctor threw the wrong bit away................
  19. What age are you? Have you ever thought of saying "Excuse me can i have a word!!". A simple discussion on your dog would solve it and you could carry on and hopefully build up some kind of friendship. As said some farmers can be funny buggers but you've got your permission so whats the problem. If i was you i'd look for something around the farm that needs fixed....something simple like a gate or a bit fence and i'd fix it and just mention it in the passing.....works a treat that...
  20. If you say 'Gullible' really slowly it sounds like 'Oranges'....

  21. naw the outsider /heal is the bit breed on the end o the loaf min...lol thats what i was talking bout ya bawbag , the crust is what they call the end slices in yorkshire bit here the crust is the broon bit round the ootside o a slice ae breed that geez ye curly hair ...... :laugh: why were flats called a close? the one i was born in was a fcukin midden , near the steamy The 'close' was the passage way between the flats............. stank of piss usually.....
  22. Look no further.....7 magpies!! That should help the egg numbers.....well done. Keep moving your larsen every few days mate and go at them......... Yes the coots are a b*****d to ducklings....if you see them shoot the buggers.....
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