Lab
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no in the article it says 999 plants.............. thats the phone number, not the amount of plants, ya dosy b*****d Pmsl..... I thought he was joking, no c**t is that f***ing thick surely.. Lol
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I think a few have been smoking it tonight... No f***ing mention of plant numbers there... Lol
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"Hour"..?? Now that's funny.. Lol
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I tried to book my car into Kevin Websters garage,,, but apparantly he doesnt touch anyhing over 10 years old
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Reported for using the word "chuffing".......
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A your like my mate then......f***ing hollow legs....
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You had a pudding after that.....a sticky toffee pudding at that ffs!! Then 8 pints...? Many times did you shit the bed, or was the sticky pudding keeping it all in?....
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My Dad used to do that when i was young.........have a bottle of Limeade beside his chair and if i asked for a drink he said "Yes"...he'd take a big drink and then pass me the bottle....f***ing floaters swimming about. Half food and the other half probably roll-ups. And i wonder why i grew up never being able to drink from the same can or bottle from anybody....
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You sick b*****d!!!.... I know sounds wrong but tastes good I was joking bud....thats a lovely sandwich that....not odd in the slightest...
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You sick b*****d!!!....
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Just took my 2yr old to nursery today and almost got into a fight. All I did was say hello to another guys little girl. But according to Corries Michael Le Vell I was chatting his bird up.
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What part of the country do they call it a "Fish Dud?".....
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Quick Google for ye Scott mate..... The King Rib... The ultimate in greasy fried snacks available from british "chippies" or chip shops; A chopped and shaped pork patty flavoured with either barbeque or chinese seasoning, doused in batter then deep fried.. ..........You'll have to start asking now....
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But ma favourite is getting a gid Fish supper and a wee single haggis..................Oh yes!!!...
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.......When they ask me if i want anything on it i say "Aye, mare f***ing chips hen......."..
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hE8DEnnHxDU...........
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I think i can help here.............Whats happened is they have noted your accent and doubled up....how much was this fish supper....about £16 quid i'd bet....?..
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yup.... has to be Lurpack though..., and thick sliced, soft white bread. Any preference on type of crisps?...
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...Nice try.......You get one for xmas and that does you till next f***ing xmas..... i bet you shave twice a day, gotta keep those ginger hairs at bay after all All over shave with the electric Babyliss.............got to keep them ladies happy... Didn't think stubble bothered those inflatable Ladies I bet you lying on f***ing top of them would though.........................BANG!!!....
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...Nice try.......You get one for xmas and that does you till next f***ing xmas..... i bet you shave twice a day, gotta keep those ginger hairs at bay after all All over shave with the electric Babyliss.............got to keep them ladies happy... 'Ladies' - as you Jocks say "get tae fcuk"! The only thing you're shagging is your right hand you big fanny Now you know thats not true... .................whens your date? Tomorrow or can she "not manage"...?.... Notice how you're not this cheeky on Facebook ya soft tart I think you'll find i am...........
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...Nice try.......You get one for xmas and that does you till next f***ing xmas..... i bet you shave twice a day, gotta keep those ginger hairs at bay after all All over shave with the electric Babyliss.............got to keep them ladies happy... 'Ladies' - as you Jocks say "get tae fcuk"! The only thing you're shagging is your right hand you big fanny Now you know thats not true... .................whens your date? Tomorrow or can she "not manage"...?....
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...Nice try.......You get one for xmas and that does you till next f***ing xmas..... i bet you shave twice a day, gotta keep those ginger hairs at bay after all All over shave with the electric Babyliss.............got to keep them ladies happy...
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...Nice try.......You get one for xmas and that does you till next f***ing xmas.....
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I'd have just rolled over........there f****d anyway...
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That'll make some splash eh Lab I'm really looking forward to the next one! The odds are it'll land in the sea though ey. Fill the swimming pool pretty quick then!!...
