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  1. ........C'mon he calls me a skirt wearing ginger c**t so ive got to hit him with something........ Never know someone might just have a position available and he gets a job and he'll have his skirt wearing ginger c**t of a pal tae thank.....
  2. I think KFC have a maximum of 25 plukes on the face ratio for employment.............Tarqs just lost out on 28......Blames it on the stress of looking for work and of course....being a virgin...
  3. That might work actually.............. Call it a hundred a week bed/breakfast and you could do say 30hrs a week.?..........
  4. Well i read on Facebook today that Tarquin was turned down for no less than 4 jobs today....i'm sure he wont mind me telling you this as we are all a big hunting family..... One of the jobs was for McDonalds and it looks like our little resident virgin is just tooooooo god dam ugly for even McDonalds.........how depressing... So after listening to his endless 'greetin' on FB about not getting a job i'm putting out a plea for someone to please give him a job....he's a little grafter willing to do anything.....i'd have him up here if i had the work but just not got enough. Now dont take th
  5. I hear this alot "I could do time standing on my head" so why don't these folk that think that kick it all off???
  6. Lab

    How Time Flies

    ........Great couple of posts there. I think we can all read between the lines knowing fine well you'd be lost without your good lady..... Congrats on 25 years married mate...
  7. Unless you were walking infront of the machine cutting id be surprised if you made any difference. If you move one say the night before it will go back in.
  8. What kind of bloody mooch was this.........?..lol
  9. English rabbits mate.......surely thick as f**k...
  10. Thats were a good springer or little lab comes in then....
  11. Lab

    Fido

    Here he is......... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Fido......
  12. Lab

    Glenayers1951

    Really?? The price of Heroin is obviously far too cheap, you're clearly buying it by the bucketload! Grave robbing is not a means to an end, how about we dig your nan up and use her as a scarecrow on my vegetable patch? It'll be a means to an end because my peas will do well this year. If it wasn't for animal experimentation, worldwide medicine would be at least 50 years behind where it is today. Rather 50,00 squeaking annoying Guinea Pigs die than 1 child. I also like ladies to wear make up and when they kiss me not make my eyes itch and my skin go blotchy. LD50 tests have prevent
  13. Why are you so hell bent on proving that there not the main TB carrier and a cull wouldnt matter. Theres other reasons like 'theres far to much of the f***ing things' and when theres an over population and numbers are not allowed to be controlled you start to get problems as well as the effect they have on other species/ countryside. I've said it before the general public really couldnt care about TB...if you asked the first 100 people in the street "Would you like to see badgers culled to stop the spread of TB in cattle" youd get a mixed response, possibly leaning towards a 'NO' for the cull.
  14. i went out with a mate and his goshawk once after pheasants.............as soon as they hit the cover they were lost as in my mates words "they are quicker on the hoof"...........these were adult birds mind.......... Tell your mate to take you up to fife, find a certain rearing field snip the net pop it in & you'll see what I mean, watch for the owner mind you know what them fifers are like, afa tightOnly ever saw one flying a adult bird, and that was one flushed on a driven day, the cock bird thought he was clever missing the gun line, until he saw the gos behind him, the fecker evaded th
  15. i went out with a mate and his goshawk once after pheasants.............as soon as they hit the cover they were lost as in my mates words "they are quicker on the hoof"...........these were adult birds mind.......... Tell your mate to take you up to fife, find a certain rearing field snip the net pop it in & you'll see what I mean, watch for the owner mind you know what them fifers are like, afa tightOnly ever saw one flying a adult bird, and that was one flushed on a driven day, the cock bird thought he was clever missing the gun line, until he saw the gos behind him, the fecker evaded th
  16. Do they nest in holes in the ground mate. Sure I found one when I was young.??
  17. i went out with a mate and his goshawk once after pheasants.............as soon as they hit the cover they were lost as in my mates words "they are quicker on the hoof"...........these were adult birds mind.......... Tell your mate to take you up to fife, find a certain rearing field snip the net pop it in & you'll see what I mean, watch for the owner mind you know what them fifers are like, afa tightOnly ever saw one flying a adult bird, and that was one flushed on a driven day, the cock bird thought he was clever missing the gun line, until he saw the gos behind him, the fecker evaded th
  18. Beat me to it Malt........Phil if it was going up with inflation then really we cant moan. I'm not sure of the exact cost of renewal at the moment, about £50 the last time i did it but how can it jump from that too £200. Its daylight robbery knowing fine well anyone who wants to involve themselves in shooting will pay through the nose......another step to eventually banning it. Be lucky to shoot clays in 10 years time the way they are going.....
  19. f***ing hell it sunk the Titanic so i'm pretty sure it can burst a tin can.....
  20. Aye exactly if youve got plenty money you wont give a shit....what happens to the folk who dont have that kind of money (me) to be throwing about though and need the guns alot more than some stalker firing a few rounds every year? Infact its not the money issue its the principal of an organisation that just decides "f**k it" were putting it up, take it or leave it. Greed!!!
  21. No, but you pay road fund licence (Tax) of £200 odd every year. I'm not saying I'd LIKE to pay £40 a year - just saying in the grand scheme of things it's not terrible. And you have to pay for a new car licence every 10 years. Yes thats to maintain roads and such..........if you want to go to the clays or rent shooting you have to pay too but you dont have to pay for a renewal off your license. I never knew you had to pay for car license every 10?... Nor me till I read if you let your licence run out you can get a £1000 fine. Check the expiry date on your photocard. Only costs
  22. No, but you pay road fund licence (Tax) of £200 odd every year. I'm not saying I'd LIKE to pay £40 a year - just saying in the grand scheme of things it's not terrible. And you have to pay for a new car licence every 10 years. Yes thats to maintain roads and such..........if you want to go to the clays or rent shooting you have to pay too but you dont have to pay for a renewal off your license. I never knew you had to pay for car license every 10?... Nor me till I read if you let your licence run out you can get a £1000 fine. Check the expiry date on your photocard. Only costs
  23. I might start a I-Pad one now so Malt dosen't feel left out...................."The Geek's of THL !" Imagine Apple and Flymo combine and make an I Pad that cuts the grass i reckon Malt will come in his pants......... He'd be sweating like a dyslexic on countdown if that happened butty, it would be like XXX porn to him. f**k it i'm away to dragons den wi the idea......basically its a sit on mower with a huge touch screen. Gonna call it the FlyPad.........
  24. No, but you pay road fund licence (Tax) of £200 odd every year. I'm not saying I'd LIKE to pay £40 a year - just saying in the grand scheme of things it's not terrible. And you have to pay for a new car licence every 10 years. Yes thats to maintain roads and such..........if you want to go to the clays or rent shooting you have to pay too but you dont have to pay for a renewal off your license. I never knew you had to pay for car license every 10?...
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