Neil Lennon and Ally McCoist both die and go up to Heaven. When they arrive, God is waiting for them. "Welcome to Heaven," God says, "You have both led good lives, and you both deserve a happy afterlife and good accommodation in the Kingdom of Heaven" He leads Ally McCoist to a house and says "This is your new abode, Ally." It is a nice cottage with a pleasant garden and a rangers flag waving in front. McCoist was pleased, but then turned to see a giant green mansion, with Celtic flags everywhere and a massive TV showing live Celtic games. "That's not fair" said McCoist, "Why does Neil Lenno