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Lab

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  1. Thats just cause its f***ing embarrassed to be seen in a Micra.........
  2. Don't worry mate you didn't miss much, I'm a boring unsociable fecker. What part of Scotland are you coming up too mate? Right up to the top, I've promised Scot we're calling in so you'll be able to stand me up this time. Is Jai going with you or is a family thing? Falkirk aint that far away...if am no busy id pop through. Stick ma Celtic tap on for Scot..... Yes mate its a bro-mantic holiday FG will have the new arrival to see too. .....Well i'm sure Scot could get a couple of fish and a loaf of bread and see what Jai could muster up........ McJesus j
  3. Don't worry mate you didn't miss much, I'm a boring unsociable fecker. What part of Scotland are you coming up too mate? Right up to the top, I've promised Scot we're calling in so you'll be able to stand me up this time. Is Jai going with you or is a family thing? Falkirk aint that far away...if am no busy id pop through. Stick ma Celtic tap on for Scot..... Yes mate its a bro-mantic holiday FG will have the new arrival to see too. .....Well i'm sure Scot could get a couple of fish and a loaf of bread and see what Jai could muster up........
  4. Don't worry mate you didn't miss much, I'm a boring unsociable fecker. What part of Scotland are you coming up too mate? Right up to the top, I've promised Scot we're calling in so you'll be able to stand me up this time. Is Jai going with you or is a family thing? Falkirk aint that far away...if am no busy id pop through. Stick ma Celtic tap on for Scot.....
  5. Much like Simo over the years....... Isn't there a thread containing poor jokes or men wearing skirts keeping overweight gundogs for you to comment on ....Plenty but my "Ripping the pish out of Simo" filter alerted me to this thread..........
  6. Don't worry mate you didn't miss much, I'm a boring unsociable fecker. What part of Scotland are you coming up too mate?
  7. Much like Simo over the years.......
  8. Who have i met........ Scothunter............proper sound c**t, pity about the Hun bit... Rake...........money oozing out of him.. RM........fatter than i imagined... BPR.....smaller than i imagined.... The One.......wouldnt like to clean out his f***ing cage..... Alimac............sound guy.... Think thats it................Wish i could have said Johnnyboy but never mind eh Johnny..... I think a THL night out would be a cracker.........
  9. Neil Lennon and Ally McCoist both die and go up to Heaven. When they arrive, God is waiting for them. "Welcome to Heaven," God says, "You have both led good lives, and you both deserve a happy afterlife and good accommodation in the Kingdom of Heaven" He leads Ally McCoist to a house and says "This is your new abode, Ally." It is a nice cottage with a pleasant garden and a rangers flag waving in front. McCoist was pleased, but then turned to see a giant green mansion, with Celtic flags everywhere and a massive TV showing live Celtic games. "That's not fair" said McCoist, "Why does Neil Lenno
  10. Yip sounds like 2 legged f***ing thief.....no predator could whip all that in the one night. Theres a pair that come every year and have a nest in the pond just over the forestry track from me. Never have i seen them manage a young one yet???... Not sure if the eggs get taken or the young birds...
  11. Whats that saying about common sense, not being that common... Phucking Pheasant rearers.... Lol.... C'mon it's whippet99 were talking tae here...:-)
  12. Extreme Gaydar alert It's quite a cool show..... Far too cool for the likes of you old man... Lol
  13. Well had a cracking day.... Checked birds in the morning then headed off to the beach. Sat with the girl and a couple of mates, BBQ and cracking weather. Now enjoying a couple of ciders watching BGT.:-)
  14. Think I'd be asking the shop first if there's a gander kicking about before trying to hatch the eggs.... Lol
  15. Lab

    Go On Scotland.

    I like the shit stirring Baw better than the sarcastic one...:-)
  16. Lab

    Go On Scotland.

    "If Croatia hadn't qualified we wouldn't have won"... That part. They tried there best and couldn't score, simples. As I said Scotland for me we were pretty poor...the last 10 mins hardly anybody could control a ball or keep a hold of it for 2 seconds. By the way I'm not getting carried away...on another night it could have been the usual 2/3 but we defended well. Too little too late!!
  17. Never heard of that???
  18. Lab

    Go On Scotland.

    Hope he does, give him the benefit of the doubt at the moment. Never liked the wee prick at the hoops though!!
  19. Not pretty but got the result. Just a pity we have left these wins to late I think.....:-(
  20. What you mean? No matter what i do i can't get her to behave pulling so i bought that and she stopped Report card: "Tarquin must try harder!!"...lol
  21. Not wanting to be controversial Misty but ive had loads of teal on barley fed ponds mate Controversial or not your correct. I've had more teal than mallard come to a pond on barley. Lots of different reasons for it actually.
  22. Don't kid yourself they just kill one and run away. There every bit as deadly as a fox. Duno if we ever see em at work they tend to be running off with 1 and no sign of other dead. you know when charlies been coz theres dead everywhere, you can see where its started a load with the heads bit of and buried then rest hardly have a mark on them most we lost was 200 odd in 1 day from a vixen with cubs. Nice smelly chicken that's bin under the brooders all night in trap now so see what happens.I've had hundreds killed a few times before we got a good electric fence fitted and it was a badger. In
  23. Lab

    Chillis!!!

    Somebody put up the link with Mikey the glaswegian from Big Brother eating one..... Comedy gold that... Lol
  24. Lab

    Chillis!!!

    Someone told me if you get a proper hot curry you don't feel bad the next day... It's only these cheap curries that get you??
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