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Coffee.....check....biscuits......check.......now wheres my sky planner and get the party started for this year............
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Think what you like lads...canny be f****d arguing with folk that think like that. If it was hitting you in the pocket directly youd have a big change of mind...fact!!
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....Not me but well done to who ever did it. I remember 2 seasons ago a pair turned up on the estate i pick up on...started taking poults and stuff. The keeper was interviewed about them and it was on tv about the damage they were causing, could have been countryfile. Anyway if one of these birds was to build a nest on the shoot then there would be an immediate exclusion zone on shooting which in turn would have been disasterous for the shoot. Cant believe the legalities that follow these introduced birds. Gon the axe men..... Not good, not good at all. They were introduced because nar
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Fucks sake somebody call Cilla Black and see if she can find it............ it was his MC HAMMER and he told people you cant touch this "Cant find it"............do do do do, do do................."Cant find it"..........
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....Not me but well done to who ever did it. I remember 2 seasons ago a pair turned up on the estate i pick up on...started taking poults and stuff. The keeper was interviewed about them and it was on tv about the damage they were causing, could have been countryfile. Anyway if one of these birds was to build a nest on the shoot then there would be an immediate exclusion zone on shooting which in turn would have been disasterous for the shoot. Cant believe the legalities that follow these introduced birds. Gon the axe men..... so generations of people should be denied the chance to see
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Fucks sake somebody call Cilla Black and see if she can find it............
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Whats Tarquin been up too now ffs.......
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....Not me but well done to who ever did it. I remember 2 seasons ago a pair turned up on the estate i pick up on...started taking poults and stuff. The keeper was interviewed about them and it was on tv about the damage they were causing, could have been countryfile. Anyway if one of these birds was to build a nest on the shoot then there would be an immediate exclusion zone on shooting which in turn would have been disasterous for the shoot. Cant believe the legalities that follow these introduced birds. Gon the axe men.....
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Its a tumble dryer no a fecking roller coaster............
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Thinking about a threesome the dirty twat.....
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Nice shape on the lab.....
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Cause there all 9?... because the all between 1 and 9 Straight from the Jimmy Saville joke book eh.....
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Cause there all 9?...
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From the BASC PDF I linked to, some extracts: BUT : I've not copied the full document here as its not fair to the BASC although I'm sue they wouldn't mind. Maybe the mods could downnload and host the document as a sticky at the top of this forum as its a useful reference. As an aside to the law, I still think a firearms licencsing officer would take a dim view of shooting across a footpath without ensuring it was safe to do so and this could result in a warning and for repeat offences a revocation. Remember to hold a licence he has to be satisfied that you d
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Please tell me its a 6 month f*****g cruise?.... Luckily for you, no. But I'd better post 2 a day before i go to be on the safe side. Is there enough shit jokes in the world for you to post 2 a day...........or you using pips quota? ....
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Please tell me its a 6 month f***ing cruise?....
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ive had plenty of bad luck ,........ere just a quick one I got the incubator by the tumble dryer ...........its quite there 23 hours a day until the hour I use the dryer ,........do you think this will hurt the eggs as sometimes because its on a wooden floor it makes the incubator vibrate a bit.........nothing major like Wont bother it.......maybe even do it a bit of good. I'm guessing your wee incubator is a self turner? Remember the hen is constantly shifting her eggs in the nest....
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My OLD joke book. f**k off....... You could only lie in bed at night and dream about a couple of jokes like that......
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One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. Little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hi...t a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." When the teacher asked for the moral of the story, Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket." Little Lucy went
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Stink Pits And Bait Stations ???????
Lab replied to gibbo1973's topic in Snaring, Trapping & Pest Control
Never heard of a stink pit with basically a lid......id be very surprised if a fox would go in that? Why would it run away with the bait...once it trys to enter it should be caught? Take the lid of and snare the hole in....put a snare on 4 sides of it if you like....the more the merrier... -
A group of school kids were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Grown-Up' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Grown-Up' words!" She then asked Mitchel...l what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Grown-Up' words." She then asked little Alec what he had done. "I read a book,
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Cheeky c**t... .......lovely where i stay. Out the village and quiet completely surrounded with forestry. Game abundant....
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Ruby i think your getting a bit mixed up...i should have made myself clear. My offer was off £100 per week but your bed/breakfast was costing you £100...............hows the job looking now?...
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lab is trying out for that new reality show.................The Only Way is Fife ! Fake tans and freckles !! You do realise that freckles are a sign of beauty................ Of course I do mate.......I'm covered in them. Funny cause FG says youve none................
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lab is trying out for that new reality show.................The Only Way is Fife ! Fake tans and freckles !! You do realise that freckles are a sign of beauty................
