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  1. Dont get the 13 they are shite plus wont pull you out of bed
  2. Only 30 Happy birthday rubber lips
  3. . Ive only been the last few years on charity golf trips. Never seen or would want to see some old slag sticking objects in her self !!!! Yes she is still going worse thing i have seen she is about . and she pulls things out of her fanny not sticks then up.
  4. LAB = GINGER KUNT LAB-TASTIC = GINGER KUNT Moral of the story you can change you name be you will always be a KUNT
  5. Breeding some for stig next season he cant make his mind up if he wants 6 or 12 Got to sort his new loft 1st
  6. No probs mate just give them a few days to settle because they are a bit fighty Enjoy
  7. She can’t sing, she can’t dance But who cares – she shags like a rabbit! She can’t sing, she can't dance But who cares – she shags like a rabbit!

    1. just jack

      just jack

      i thought it was "dance like mi nanna"

  8. The ones at the back near the market
  9. Wher are you staying cos there are some shite hotels
  10. You cant beat it mate great place, dont listen to an old fat grumpy f****r like no more stabba, his mrs loved it Euro a bottle of larger 6ish eruo for a meal, breakfast few euro, happy days. oh ps 2 grand you will be coming back with a few bob and do everything ENJOY
  11. As my wife and three of her friends squeezed into the car after WeightWatchers, I muttered under my breath, "Fat f*****g cows." "What was that?" snapped my wife. "You herd."

  12. Gingers the only people that cant wait to go grey
  13. f**k Andy Murray. I'm a proud Englishman, so I won't be claiming a foreigner's success. Bring on the Ashes, I say. We'll be unstoppable now Pietersen is back.

    1. bushing lad

      bushing lad

      pietersen is south african!

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    3. Malt

      Malt

      PMSL @ Bushing lad!!

       

      England - The name of the team which represents England and Wales?? lol

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  14. After all this time Andy Murray has done it! He's proved a Scottish man in shorts can stand in the sun for 4 hours without getting sunburned

  15. christian71

    Grch

    The local gay bar
  16. Happy birthday you chutney ferret
  17. phones hung on the wall, had a dial with your finger, and had a cord? had 3 TV channels, and you got up to turn the channels, you remember it being worthwhile to wake up early on Saturday morning to watch cartoons, then watch the Wrestling, while your mum done the house work, recorded top of the pops on a scotch tape, Mork and Mindy, Knight Rider,Happy Days, used to play with Rubics Cube, all the stores on Sunday were closed, pub shut a 3pm.
  18. Murphy applied for a fork lift operator job at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. A Pole applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager. When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20. The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the Pole the job." Murphy, "And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions right. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job." Manager,
  19. Aye there great mate....you forget half the funny bits......like this one... Can you get them with subtitles Only thick c**ts cant understand it........... A nod's guid as a wink tae a blind horse, or i'll gie ye a skelpit lug
  20. Can you take short people seriously? I can't, don't know about you but all that moaning, how they cant find any clothes to fit them. There legs are all ways tired, cos they walk twice as much atleast as tall people, cant go on any rides at the fair ground, just struggle to take them serious, anyone got the same views?
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