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I took my girlfriend out for a meal last night and asked the waiter if he could sit us in a dark secluded corner. "This is very romantic, you're not going to propose are you?" she giggled. "No love, my friends are over there and I don't want them to known what an ugly fat c**t you are"
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Police in liverpool are looking for a gay looking man who assaulted an under 16 year old boy he is described gay looking, smelt of subway, and ran off shouting anyone know where the is any cheap dog runs. Any info call merseyside police
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lmao
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thought he was devon.
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You best lie low for a bit then gayboy lol
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I sat down on the sofa to watch Wimbledon but all I could hear was grunt after grunt after grunt. "Shut the door while your having a shit!", I said to my wife. "I'm trying to watch the tennis"
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I've been trying to teach my dog to dance, but he's f*****g useless. He's got two left feet.
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There's an interesting documentary about Nelson Mandela on one night this week. Just waiting for confirmation of which night that will be.
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Just watching the guy with the 10 stone testicles, and the wife asks, 'what would you do if that was you?' I told her without hesitation, 'Id kill myself'. 'why, she asks, because of the discomfort, pain and humiliation?'. 'No I replied, because I'd be black
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The dogs in my area are so clumsy. I've just had to untangle yet another one from a post outside the newsagents.
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I said to my mate, "My new pet is a bit slow." He said, "Do you mean it's retarded?" I said, " No, it's a snail."