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christian71

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  1. Aye there great mate....you forget half the funny bits......like this one... Can you get them with subtitles
  2. Nop cant understand them are they polish
  3. Well if you get that one over the one from tesco you want your head testing
  4. I took my girlfriend out for a meal last night and asked the waiter if he could sit us in a dark secluded corner. "This is very romantic, you're not going to propose are you?" she giggled. "No love, my friends are over there and I don't want them to known what an ugly fat c**t you are"

  5. http://www.screwfix.com/p/karcher-hds-7-10-4-m-100bar-hot-water-pressure-washer-3-1kw-240v/88341?kpid=88341&cm_mmc=Google-_-Product%20Listing%20Ads-_-Sal We all not got rich mummy and daddy
  6. I took my girlfriend out for a meal last night and asked the waiter if he could sit us in a dark secluded corner. "This is very romantic, you're not going to propose are you?" she giggled. "No love, my friends are over there and I don't want them to known what an ugly fat c**t you are"

  7. http://www.tesco.com/direct/karcher-k2-pressure-washer-with-car-cleaning-brush/318-8281.prd?pageLevel=&skuId=318-8281&kpid=318-8281&sc_cmp=ppc_g__&gclid=CL
  8. Police in liverpool are looking for a gay looking man who assaulted an under 16 year old boy he is described gay looking, smelt of subway, and ran off shouting anyone know where the is any cheap dog runs. Any info call merseyside police

    1. scothunter
    2. scothunter

      scothunter

      thought he was devon.

    3. mickmck

      mickmck

      You best lie low for a bit then gayboy lol

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  9. You are a GUNT Came back for a look at, you are a GUNT now fook off and go and fook yourself BOOTS
  10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTFStQMTTqU
  11. Will be like botanic garden at your house
  12. 179 days to christmas

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      all the best when it comes mate lol

  13. A tennis ball walks into a bar. The barman says, "Have you been served?"
  14. I sat down on the sofa to watch Wimbledon but all I could hear was grunt after grunt after grunt. "Shut the door while your having a shit!", I said to my wife. "I'm trying to watch the tennis"

  15. I've been trying to teach my dog to dance, but he's f*****g useless. He's got two left feet.

    1. PIL

      PIL

      A bit like his owner .lol

    2. christian71

      christian71

      Still made a good dog thanks for letting me having him mate ;-)

    3. PIL
  16. There's an interesting documentary about Nelson Mandela on one night this week. Just waiting for confirmation of which night that will be.

  17. Just watching the guy with the 10 stone testicles, and the wife asks, 'what would you do if that was you?' I told her without hesitation, 'Id kill myself'. 'why, she asks, because of the discomfort, pain and humiliation?'. 'No I replied, because I'd be black

    1. christian71

      christian71

       

      I can't believe the man with 10 stone testicles had the balls to make that program.

    2. albert64
  18. Like this fella http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_a2LxIKIw
  19. Fcuk that http://news.sky.com/story/1107343/grand-canyon-crossed-by-tightrope-walker
  20. No one admitting they shat them selfs then
  21. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px_XYlEMqxs
  22. The dogs in my area are so clumsy. I've just had to untangle yet another one from a post outside the newsagents.

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      no getting that

    2. christian71

      christian71

      Penny will drop soon haha

    3. bobcullen79

      bobcullen79

      Ha Ha ha. Nice one Christian..

  23. I said to my mate, "My new pet is a bit slow." He said, "Do you mean it's retarded?" I said, " No, it's a snail."

    1. Millet

      Millet

      Is it called Christian by any chance..haha

    2. christian71
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