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micky

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  1. ELTWATTO HEARD YOU WAS UP LANCASTER WAY WITH A TUBE OFF DEEP HEAT STRAPPED TO YOUR'E ARSE LOOKING FOR HOT BUM FUN
  2. WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU SPUNK BREATH ????????I HAVE NEVER EVER MENTIONED THE MASSIVE SPUNK STALAGTITE THAT HANGS OUT YOURE ARSE...……………...AND I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY MUD THAT HE SHAGGED YOU COCKEYED , YOU f***ing BEAST.
  3. Who ever took the stuff also took our knife , it was a wedding present 45 years ago Jan1st 1974. The River is the Doe which converges with the Lwiss about a hundred yards away it then turns into the Greta and further on it is the lune , they tell me it is a good Sea Trout river and there is a Salmon leap outside our house the old fellah at the side of us tells us he came from Bentham and back in the day everyone was at the Salmon, I you want to fish it it's £4 from the post office, me my self no nothing about fishing and keep away from the river cuz after two hours rain it would kill
  4. A lot of the yanks use them for limbing as the are safer they also use the volt for felling they change the chain as it is a slow cutter and increase the bar length.
  5. THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY, SHAMEFULL ?
  6. I often think back to digs and wonder how many I have done /seen done over a life time once me and my mate had a bad dig on an old Drovers road , we had to hang my lad down the hole and my old mate George said feel owt Sam, Sam sez yes the Ferret is licking my fingers , when he pulled it out it was not our ferret that came out after it .
  7. That is my front garden
  8. I bought one a few weeks back and the amount of work they get through is amazing one charge is meant to give 100 cuts on 6 inch timber but less on this 16 inch tree that washed down this morning , I took some Rabbits to dress at the same time I cut the tree up and when I was done I took the saw and Rabbits home bagged the split logs up and took them to the shed when I returned for my knife , Axe , Wedge and chain Oil they were gone , aint there some Tinkers about !
  9. Thank you Mackem and back at yer , off the three traps shown I like the one in the wire cubby I would ideal for lofts or out buildings if it was to be marketed over here in the UK I would suggest that it should have a Brown/Green finish because Zinc/ Galv would be gone in minutes out in the Woods of England.
  10. It is all down to price , I have no doubt that it is a first class trap but to pricey to use over here.
  11. I have bought a lot of traps from the States and found them to be very high quality and cheap but I do not think the trap shown would be ideal for Squirrels certainly not as good as Round a 3inch body Grip in a Cubby .
  12. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY WOULD BE A GOOD OLD PRICE AND NOT MUCH USE OVER HERE .
  13. micky

    dirty scumbags

    AIN'T IT JUST ! YOU CAN SEE WHY THEY GOT THE BOOT OFF MOOCHERS
  14. micky

    dirty scumbags

    IT COULD BE WORSE KATCHUM , YOU COULD BE STUCK IN A WELSH CHIP SHOP WATCHING THE ELCHIPPOS HAVING THEIR XMAS FEAST.
  15. micky

    dirty scumbags

    A NICE GESTURE THAT ELCHUMPO , DID SHE ENJOY HER CHIPS ?
  16. micky

    dirty scumbags

    Feel the heat perhaps , the Puff Gunners season does not start until June then there will be lots of baby Rabbits and MilkyDoe's for these daring Pest controllers to slaughter.
  17. micky

    dirty scumbags

    Elchimpo get your bunch of inbreds down from the trees and get them working , it will be a novelty seeing a bunch of shit whelks selling the big issue …… stranger still if one of them could read it to you ……….. BE NICE
  18. micky

    dirty scumbags

    Off out , will reply to you in the morning, NIGHT NIGHT KIDDIES .
  19. micky

    dirty scumbags

    Off out now Crappo I have done the ton with a dog that I pinched
  20. micky

    dirty scumbags

    WE SAY TOILET...… NACKERS
  21. micky

    dirty scumbags

    what is a shot house CRAPPO
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