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    Maria Miller

    all selfemployed people on here should just put it as a oversight when screwing the government for 45,ooo lol see what happens
  2. its a shame if your a adult surely you must know he,s taking te piss lol
  3. no the not most parents are too soft
  4. who said profit was a dirty word?just pointing out you were wrong it wasnt costing the taxpayer,that new bird deserves a big bonus see thats how it used to be reward success and as for the useless cxnt that ran it before give him a brush to sweep the streets
  5. thats strange wilf have a look they posted pre tax profits of 324 million for the year before it was sold did you mean these numbers???
  6. you say two pairs couldnt they just make the lenses thicker
  7. kev iam a yorkshireman too tight to be sick i just put it down as breakfast on the go
  8. i got told that its to get the roots going because if you put them straight in the ground they pop themselves back out to the top of the soil and some think its birds pulling them out, so i'm sticking with the trays and they pop up in them, at least i can sort them out when they go in the ground cheers
  9. how many times you seen that kind of goal down the park or a sunday league game my lad scored a better one aged 15 playing for the british legion v the golden fleece on a sunday morning Seen all sorts of goals on a Sunday Morning mate, Saturday afternnon serious (ish)... Sunday morning pissed sunday morning sober by halftime and gagging for a stiffner at fulltime same for you kev?lol
  10. look at norwichs second yesterday pisses all over tattieheads
  11. pass her on when youve done kev i wouldnt mind a bit of dolly mi sen
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    Fencing!

    i did think you meant one of them kunting heavy steel ones with handles lol its only heavy for some
  13. ive never had it done but worked with a few lads that did one said his balls were the size of grapefruits and oozed green puss for 3 weeks until the infection went another one was sat in the clinic waitng to have it done and the nurse was asking how they had got there and how they were getting home,mrs fetched me next one says taxi my mate says a mate thelad sat at the side of him says push bike every body burst out laughing even the receptionist mate went in had it done said he didnt feel much got picked up went home they told him to bath in salt water so his mrs run the bath and he got in wh
  14. seeker when maggie was selling everything off she tried to privatise nuclear power and nobody wanted to touch it so she ended up subsidising that to the tune of 1.3billion a year
  15. it all depends whos facts and figures you believe kev
  16. you didnt clock on to go down the pit you got two brass cheques you gave one before getting on the cage to go down the pit and you gave the otherone when you came out and in ten years as a miner the inspectors never rocked up they used to give 3/4 weeks notice so the manager and undermanagers used to run round like headless chickens making sure everything was ok so they didnt get the bollocks chewed
  17. cant be as bad as his old one happy birthday walshie
  18. get it out the bank put it in your sock draw i know your not going to make owt you want get stung when you reach pension age or if you find yourself out of work waste of time in the bank you would get fxckall interest savers are bailing the banks out
  19. no size 8 and no it wasnt tebbit it wo them fxcking binmen back from their strike cleaning bxstard street Size 8 !!!!!........f*****g show offs I bet you even had shoes ! Lol yes one pair between 15 ok for some but iam size 11 ffs
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