> >> Achmed the Arab came to UK from the Middle East, and he was only
> >> here a
> >> few months when he became very ill.
> >>
> >> He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
> >>
> >> Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, Take dees bocket, go into de
> >> odder room, shit in de bocket, piss on de shit, and den put your head
> >> down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'
> >>
> >> Ahmid took the bucket, went into the other room, shit in