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albert64

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  1. them brinded ones seem to be good and alot of lads use them i make my own so cant realy say what other peoples are like but dont go for a cheap one mate alot of them are cheap for a reason
  2. i was driving down the motorway and the wife says i think those people in that car must be from wales i said what makes you say that well the are writing on the windows and it says stit ruoy su wohs some nutter sent me this g ab n its bang out of order a dwarf woman goes to the doctor and says iv'e got a terrible itch down there so the doctor goes under her dress and she hears snip snip snip doctor; is that better dwarf; no, still itches snip snip snip doctor; is that better dwarf; yes much better what did you do doctor; trimmed the top of your ugg boots
  3. You are dead right mate, but the time for giving him stick is when he has got it back safe and well, not when he is going daft looking for it. You have my offer, if you don't take it ATB anyway. But FFS finnish the dig and get that worry out your head. FTB dont think thats giving him stick its common sense not to leave the dog same as its common sense not to put it to earth when the collar's showing low battery and if he is a digging lad he should know others not have to come on here asking for advice because anybody could turn up could'nt they?
  4. one of you should of stayed while the other went to get some gear and help but your being offered help, take it, lads in your area might know the sett and they might be more experianced you put the dog in its your job to get him out hope everything works out albert
  5. wish someone would teach my wife to cook
  6. get cage and avairy mate should be adverts for it in there
  7. take him ferreting just make sure you net everything up
  8. are they spun poly ? knitted to heavy duty rings ? cos if they are your going to be very busy as you say there only a pound because your first nets cost you a pound ? you can buy nets for a pound, shite nylon sheet netting with rings whipped on that are'nt worth a toss you might be better making a few hand knitted longnets a lot of lads ask me for those mind you your going to be busy for a while atb mate albert
  9. your just a load of bull shit thats not very nice i wanted your team to win your still shite though
  10. your just a load of bin nickers
  11. why's he toooooo cheap? if thats what he wants for them fair play to the man
  12. well done mate first of many, its great when all the bits come together
  13. same here early starts, 4am regularly as work all over the country, nice in the summer horrible in the winter
  14. albert64

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    paddy bought 2 horses and could never remember which 1 was which so he cut the tail off 1 and that worked great till the other horse caught his tail in a bush and it looked just like the other 1 his pal said notch the ear of 1 of them that worked great till the other 1 caught his ear on a barbed wire fence the pal suggested paddy measure the horses for height and he was delighted to find the black 1 was 2" taller than the white 1
  15. he only lives in north yorkshire
  16. make a nice ferreting/marking dog mate
  17. fair comment when put like that lets let bygone be bygones and never speak again stewie stop it dont be scared of rent out he's like a skinny louis spencer but dont share a room with him i think he'd mess with you look at you albert.. After we sorted our differences, it was pointed ouit to me tha you would come back with your little shitty jibes, well they were right. Its still on Albert, its still on!! p.s you get skinnny from walking dogs pal... and graft.. its not fat or bone its muscle :wankerzo4: And look what happens Stewie when you say "never speak again
  18. fair comment when put like that lets let bygone be bygones and never speak again stewie stop it dont be scared of rent out he's like a skinny louis spencer but dont share a room with him i think he'd mess with you
  19. all the best mate i hope everything turns out as it should be you deserve it albert
  20. i know what you mean lamping last night got in shes in feather left the house this morning at 6 for ferreting just got back in shes still in feather f**k that lying in bed sh*t, shave, shower off for a pint
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