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  1. albert64

    speeding

    they save live's doctor's save live's nurse's save live's carefull driving save's live's camera's make money granted they paint them yellow then hide them behind tree's bus stop's road signs etc what about the poor bloke that flashed his lights to warn others of a speed camera, he was fined over £400 when you look at it he was preventing crime
  2. bet there's a few gonna piss in the wardrobe tonight
  3. hope not he's doing a great job
  4. i was always told never to feed pork to ferrets
  5. have you tried clipsey's in haydock
  6. is that fish dead russ its eye dont look clear? if your ponds deep enough they wont come to any harm do you salt them up before the winter sets in, i got rid of mine 18mth ago mine was just under 6000 gallon and it was heated in the winter it was covered by a frame then covered with bubble wrap even in the winter you'll be surprised how much difference this makes might save you losing a few fish albert
  7. great pics stuntman, like the duck tape gaiters
  8. nice dogs mate, it'll have some energy if it keeps drinking lucozade
  9. well santa's been and left me a new camera canon eos 550d never had anything like this before so this should be fun anyway i need a telephoto lens anyone give me a pointer on a decent one does it have to be canon or another make? cheers albert
  10. albert64

    BT twats!!!!

    get them to do the grass while there at it you lazy b*stard
  11. he's a leeds fan give him longer
  12. be carefull it has'nt cracked the block or pushed a core plug out
  13. not done it for a good few years, walking off the field with a bag off rabbits that you dare'nt step foot on in the day it's a great feeling
  14. it does'nt make any difference wether its tied to the end ring or running through it as long as its running through the meshes properly it'll purse
  15. and i'll give you £30 for the other
  16. i use fox dxr's they've got the roller and vibrate
  17. killing in the snow.........dont make it a hare dog
  18. albert64

    joke

    i know he'll still be smarting over yesterdays result
  19. albert64

    joke

    bloke goes to pick up his new car and the salesmansays your car is so high tech you just speakto the radio and it plays what its told bloke thinksi'll give it a bash "beatles" he shouts at the radio and a hard days night starts playing "rolling stones" he shouts and brown sugar starts playing a few days later he gets cut up on a roundabout f****n wankers he shouts and the radio starts playing when you walk through a storm hold your head up high .....
  20. well felltool you really are a nice piece of work are'nt you lads on here offered help and advice you send silly pm's and when you get a bit back out goes your dummy and you start calling my mother very nice your a shite dog man you left a dog cause you were hungry and needed a drink poor you driving round while on your laptop instead of digging and all that shite the collar was green well why come on here asking how long it lasts on red your a mouthy gobshite that really should'nt have a dog
  21. anyone else getting the silly abusive pm's off felltool i think he might be embarressed about his crass incompitance as a dog man i really hope you have got your dog back never mind kids eh
  22. Give it a few years he will regrett it, just like the most of us. i know mate when you meet them you could eat them after a few tears you wished you had
  23. soft bast*rd spoils it for the rest of us
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