long dogs

Get your tits out?

Baklava for lunch!

Baklava for lunch!

tonight sees the opening of the raspberry and vanilla vodka!

tonight sees the opening of the raspberry and vanilla vodka!

Making a coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman, first you put in the beans, the you add some sugar, before sticking in your spoon and giving it a vigorous stir

the 12th is here

I rang Babestation the other night and the woman said "Hi sexy, what can i do for you? I said "Hide, my wife's coming and ive lost the remote!"

is there such thing as a nice smelling fanny?

Some of the folk on here are as useless as a marzipan dildo.

got a fight on with two familys any chance of a hand

Rain is pissing me off now. Its not stopped in months.

dont ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me dont ya ...........

What a clever laddie I have woo hoo he passed his driving test today, thats me lost my car now lol

new dog kennels being built at the moment up the walls with them

well D day today, fingers crossed i just get a caution

Finally figured out how to become a donator

would you say im fat just cos im 22 stone !!

Little amuses the innocent... Thats why im always laughing..

Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Little amuses the innocent... Thats why im always laughing..

Bacon and brown sauce!

Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.

The collie whippet seems to be built for endurance, we are just back from a 4mile bike ride... Im fecked but she could keep on going no bother, she handles the really rough ground well too... If this bitch hunts she could be real handy

DO ANY OF YOU LAD FEED RED MEAT TO YOUR TERRIERS ?