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rough dog

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  1. A 69 with 2 fingers up her arse
  2. I`m gutted nobody asked me what a 71 is
  3. She could cook me a good meal with one of her famous desserts and a fine wine and finish the night off with a 71
  4. Her chuff would look like a butchers peddle bin after a night with me
  5. I would crawl a mile over broken glass just to stick matchsticks in her shit !
  6. Just back from Newtonmoore ,we stopped to visit the old fella in the Mercedes on the A9 and gave him a bag of food. He is an interesting man and he loves his shooting and country sports, he`s doing well fair play to him !!
  7. had a jolly boys outing to Hereford years ago ,they had this game jenga I think it was called. we all played it against the locals for a tenner a game ! one of our boys came in and got ratty that we had been playing this game for hours ....he went over the shop and came back in and said nothing just planted a box of fire lighters under this stack of wood which was about 5 foot high and lit them. I couldn't believe my eyes how quick it went up ! The locals thought it was hilarious thank fcuk fair play to them
  8. I am up in Newtonmoore next week for a few days ferreting ,rough shooting and stalking ,if I see the old fella I`ll drop him some welsh cakes and some Penderyn whiskey poor bugger !
  9. sorry I bought mine £180.00 I miss the mk 1
  10. I`m having the same trouble with mine mate !
  11. Sent a boy for some quim oil for the mixer once !
  12. My mate had a problem with one of his sons swearing so he asked me for my advice, I told him next time he swears give him a good hiding that should cure him. Next morning his boy came down stairs and was asked what he wanted for breakfast.... I`ll have some fecking cornflakes he said .............so he gave him a damn good hiding. five minutes later his brother came down and my mate asked him what he wanted for breakfast ... "well" he said " I don't want fecking cornflakes "
  13. specials, madness, bad manners , black lace
  14. my mate was depressed so he phoned the Samaritans ,he felt a bit better after the phone call so he phoned them again the following day and felt better again......he phoned every day for a month until he felt back to normal ! then at the end of the month he saw his phone bill and killed himself
  15. After 28 years my wife still goes nuts if I use her toothbrush !! so if anyone knows a better way of getting dog shit out of trainers just let me know !!
  16. A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint of lager and a mop
  17. on my yacht in the Bahamas with that bird out of my cousin vinny and Kelly brook !
  18. A camera is only good if something does happen ! even then the scumbags can throw a coat over it.... P I R alarm on the kennel imo mate good luck nice setup mate
  19. Hard to watch that without getting wound up ....the fcking idiots
  20. Sorry for the picture quality....that was me in the eighties with a collie greyhound bitch , she took 11 white hares in 2 mornings ok it was on long thick heather and they aren't as quick as their cousins but she was a top bitch fair play ! The collie greyhound dog in the small picture is 14 months old now and just starting his career !
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