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WILF

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  1. Hangings too good for you mate ! Lol
  2. Got a pull in a van going past Buckingham Palace one night (no vans allowed round there).....my pal was driving and he has a massive scar down his chest from a heart bypass and at the time wasn’t required to ware a seat belt because of this. Nice young lady copper spots his lack of seat belt and says “unless you have a god excuse is there a reason you don’t have your seat belt on?” He pulls open his shirt like superman and says “actually, I have!” Had a bit of a laugh with her, no ticket and off we went. I also got a tug in the van at a security checkpoint, they were point
  3. Bet you were popular ! Lol (just having a laugh by the way)
  4. With the greatest respect mate, no ordinary bloke talks like that.....only cozzers. Only to be expected in fairness if you spent your working life as a cozzer. atb
  5. Mate, leave off, you are retired.....you dont have to talk like that any more ! Lol
  6. Fair enough, I may not completely agree with your sentiment but I can respect the way you have conducted yourself in your reply. Everyone see’s things different and I am cool with that.
  7. Now that chief is a great reply and one I can fully sympathise with massive parts of. I take your point about the number plate being a deliberate act but I personally dont think that the majority of people would class themselves the same as a thief because they want their number plate lettering a certain way......I bet it just don’t cross their mind. If they thought about in the way you describe they just wouldn’t do it same as they wouldn’t dream of breaking in a house. In the OPs scenario it was obvious I assume to the officer as soon as he approached the car that it was being
  8. I have witnessed it all ways round, cozzer’s who are dealing with heavy lads are horrible c**ts because they are dealing with horrible c**ts.....everyone knows the rules of the game and take it in the chin. However, for your every day Joe Soap it’s not like that. Take my old area, they moved in half of London and now South Essex Police can’t cope.....utter scumbags are operating almost at will. Stabbings, home invasion, car theft, theft of tools, drugs.....it’s f***ing howling and it’s getting worse. If you phone the plod, nobody comes (that’s if you can get through
  9. See, to me, this is where you the cozzer and Joe public part ways.....when you write that it sounds like you take it very seriously (which I’m sure you do/did) but your ordinary bloke who is completely law abiding 99.99999% of the time and after sitting watching the evening news with reports of people being murdered right, left and centre, gangs of Asians raping young girls at will for years on end, home invasion, car theft, violent crime........that bloke can not for one minute fathom why you are wasting your time hassling him about his number plate. Nor can any other sane person who liv
  10. I can’t see one of those new landys lasting 20 or 30 years.....and nor do they want it too. 85 ECUs......that would have me running for the hills. I got a quote for a sprinter ECU las year......best part of 2 grand before they sell you all the other shit that you need to go with it. New clutch for my old 300tdi......£70 !
  11. Keep trying mate.....I’m sure someone will entertain you.....just not me
  12. Mate, it’s like this......if you scream racist abuse at a football match then 9 times out of 10 you will be aimed out by stewards or nicked, there is also a better than even chance the old bill will put your front door through once they identify your seat number and link that to a season ticket. When football players cry about racism I can’t take it seriously because the fact is that it’s so f***ing rare it’s almost laughable to call it “a thing”
  13. Batman’s never f***ing Chinese!.....now you tell me ! Lol
  14. I bugged out because It was better for me to do so......and much better for the person who said it. I like walking around free and I’m sure the other fella just likes being able to walk around
  15. My idol is black.....Batman !
  16. Look, Football isn’t cricket lads.....it’s a high tempo, high passion game that’s is traditionally the domain of the working classes. Of course most of them lads ain’t going to walk out of the ground and shout “you black c**t” in the face of the first ethnic they come across.....but when your team is 2-1 down in the last 20 minutes and Pogba pretends to fall over in the box or Kante hits your centre forward with a crunching tackle then you are going to shout something. Football is tribal and aggressive......always has been. f***ing hell, everyone should just grow a pair and acce
  17. Here you go lads, something for the more sensitive and inclusive members amongst us......this will take you to your happy place
  18. I’m not casting a line, it’s a funny football song like loads and loads of other funny football songs over the years.....it’s terrace humour at its finest if you ask me but that’s just my opinion.
  19. Look out lads......it’s a public “wog in” ! All hold hands and sing “I’d like to buy the world a coke” lol
  20. I don’t know why players, who should do their talking with their feet and how they conduct themselves as a competitive sportsman, keep f***ing crying about it ! A wog bleating on about racism is a bit old hat......a high profile wog on a 100k a week just makes you groan !
  21. You think that’s bad, you want to see what the c**ts have done to Elephant & Castle !
  22. We have spoken a few times on the phone mate over the last few years, you come across as a tremendously positive lad and I really like that (I mean I don’t want you to be my boyfriend or anything but it’s a trait I admire ! Lol) Its brilliant to see a man thinking outside the box because it couldn’t be more different from your “day job” and having the motivation to keep going with a product and idea you obviously believe in. I wish you every success but I get a feeling a lad like you will make a success of whatever they set their mind too.
  23. The boom is back boys, the boom is back ! Lol lol
  24. I used to live next door to him !
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