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david2363

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  1. You actually go LOOKING for feral cats? There are a few on my permission and my pup is mad for them, but I go out of my way to avoid the feckers. Still, different strokes and all that.
  2. Well not really bestiality, but now I have your attention, heres another one of my shit jokes............................................... A young blonde goes to her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: "Pet Sex Frogs! Only £20! Comes with complete instructions." The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. After looking at the instructions... 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the
  3. If that's Coyote hunting, you can keep it. That poor fecker was puttting up no fight at all. (wouldn't surprise me if it had been shot first the way it was acting) The dogs looked a bit spineless too.
  4. I'm "TRYSEXUAL" myself - TRY anything once Seriously though, whats the harm in a ratting/rabbiting Border terrier for fvcks sake? People who do a bit of mooching with their Borders are to be applauded not villified. I have seen Borders work quarry with sharp teeth and work it well. Although the only fox killers I have seen were males. At the end of the day, different breeds of dogs suit people with different personalities, some prefer JRT's, some like Fells, others like the black dogs, and weirdos like me like the curly ones. As long as we get some enjoyment out of them who gives a f
  5. "Shay the gay" and "Johnny Ringpiece" ??? Are you sure you guys have the right forum?
  6. I think Ricky may have his hands full tonight,he's coming down a weight, and Urango looked in top condition. I hope he wins though as he seems to be a genuine lad.
  7. Chicken Madras for me, Chicken Rogan Josh for the Fuhrer. Pilau rice, Keema Nan Poppadoms, chutneys, and a few cans of "wife beater" - I mean Stella.
  8. Marko; Any idea what lines they are from? (the parents)
  9. david2363

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    The next time I'm in Leitrim Ditch - I'll give you a knock.
  10. But you could have 2 pies for the price of 1 wank ...just depends how hungry you were ........
  11. They are hares not rabbits. I'd like to see any other type of running dog do better out there. Just watched it again - I think you are right Meerihunter, They looked like smallish Hares. I still think one of our 3/4 grews would have mouthed them sooner.
  12. Man walks past a pub and sees a sign: 'Pies 50p. Wanks £1.00.' He can't believe his luck. He goes in and sees a stunning blonde barmaid. He asks her "Are you the one that gives the wanks?" "Yes" She replies. "Well wash your f***ing hands, i want a pie!"
  13. david2363

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    Very true! - its just a shame some of them stink of piss.
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    In the paper it says "please could you look after your neighbours in the cold weather". Our neighbour is an 87 year old woman. Not once has she come round to check if we're alright. The lazy bitch hasn't even taken in her milk for 2 weeks! :
  15. I was in Blackpool today and took a detour to drive down the sea front - absolutely wild. I parked up just to go and have a look at the sea at north pier, the power and force of the elements had to be seen to be believed.
  16. I'm sure she'll be raring to go once the swelling/tenderness dies down Jack. Do you administer antibiotics yourself? or does she heal naturally. Give her a pat on the head from me.
  17. nice posts mr shitter you make us laugh all the time not?you seem to have a really enginered mind on all sorts lately dont you?well the reason im hear anyway was I WANT TO NO WAT THE FK YOU ON i never new a good drug that made so much shit come out of someone mouth ,this much?if some one ask you a qestion ?just give them a answer ,not a load of blubbering shite wat were used to hearing ,some of us are getting bored now Thats a lot of anger in there Salter, What causes such inner rage? .... lack of self esteem? a poor family upbringing? or maybe just vitimin c deficiency? Maybe its
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