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david2363

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  1. I swear this gear is stronger than it ever was :whistle:
  2. Ham and eggs...... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
  3. It did, but for every one person who understood it, I bet there was ten, to whom it made no sense.
  4. I think he did the right thing when he left this old trout http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DINu35v3eMU&NR
  5. Hey Ragumup I think if that had been a boxing match, the ref would have stepped in and stopped it after a couple of rounds to stop old cuban getting hurt. Made me laugh too though.
  6. A mate of mine recently got divorced, all very amicable ,they split the 4 bedroom detached house 50/50 ........ she got the INSIDE 50%
  7. Its been a while since I explored a bush mate.
  8. Dear mr david2363 In response to the the above post i feel i have to respond. My post reveals nothing about me your deductions are all in your active imagination. "felching" is indeed a homosexual activity, although its reference in my post was in jest. Did you have to search on the internet to find its meaning ? Yes you are correct about my hatred/fear of baliffs. I view them as one of the lowest forms of humanity, alongside crack addicts and batty boys. You see i dont think me and you are that different on this point. Deep down i know your ashamed of the way you make your living,
  9. This tickled me..................
  10. What qualifications do you need apart from being a C**T and a W****R. I hate baliffs ive got a suprise for the next one that visits my place, i cant wait to try it out. Cheers for that "mr cuban" The work I do is mainly corporate repossessions - cars,vans, business equipment etc - If they don't pay for it, its got to go back. I DON'T go knocking on peoples doors lifting their tv's etc, but I'd love to pay you a visit sometime. What I've learned in my game is that people who say they are going to do this and that are usually quiet as lambs face to face. It's the quiet ones who usually a
  11. You presume wrong Moley It's a programme that is automatically run and the offending text talk is replaced by the "banned" bit No-one is reading your pm's....I can assure you I think the programme is a bit over zealous STABS - sometimes it deletes proper abbreviations.
  12. Have you ever come across "mr cuban" in your work ?
  13. I went to look at some Granitor pups last year. The parents went my cup of tea. Not knocking them as I've never seen one work but not for me. Get yourself something with Rillington blood.
  14. Too true Anything that can crack opeb a hazel nut could have yer finger off.
  15. I agree Vinnie. Its not like the gun can get injured,laid up or tired, is it ? Shooting Fox's on the beam is so piss easy its untrue. For example,last night I was down on my permission looking for Rats (sorry Eamon Mc) with my £5.99 1 million ?? candlepower torch from Wilkinsons and I squeeked a Big dog fox to almost kicking distance. (much to the exitement of my tethered Beddy pup. The point I'm making is that I could have blown the fecker away with a rifle or shotgun with absolute ease. My other point is (and I'm sure we will get some healthy debate out of this one) :whistle:
  16. What qualifications do you need apart from being a C**T and a W****R. I hate baliffs ive got a suprise for the next one that visits my place, i cant wait to try it out. Cheers for that "mr cuban" The work I do is mainly corporate repossessions - cars,vans, business equipment etc - If they don't pay for it, its got to go back. I DON'T go knocking on peoples doors lifting their tv's etc, but I'd love to pay you a visit sometime. What I've learned in my game is that people who say they are going to do this and that are usually quiet as lambs face to face. It's the quiet ones who usually a
  17. Debt recovery/Bailiff - what do you mean booooooo?
  18. Vicious little barsteward!
  19. D.S - I got this off killgerms site. Is this the one you are talking about?
  20. I'm going to buy a couple of rat traps - the only one I've used before was a Monarch (I think) it was hanging up in the shed when I was a kid. Anyway back to the future,or present at least.I've seen a few different ones on the net,can anyone please advise me on which one is best. cheers Dave
  21. An auld Glesga wumman wins an all expenses trip to London, staying for a weekend at the Dorchester Hotel. On the first night she makes a call to the hotel reception which goes like this... Auld Glesga wumman -Hello rerr son, Ah huvny goat any pepper, can ye send some up tae room 621? Posh bloke on reception - And which kind of pepper would madam require?- black pepper or white pepper? Auld Glesga wumman - Ur you takin the piss son? - aH want some TOILET PEPPER.
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