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david2363

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  1. A mate of mine lives in Stanwell (just behind Heathrow) and I am always amazed every summer when I visit him and see Parakeets in his apple trees.
  2. I never looked at my sisters fanny -EVER!!
  3. Of course I love you. :whistle:
  4. "He's a great dog, kills 2 out of 3, - I dont really want to sell him" This is usually followed by "of course he's broken to livestock"........... ..... A few days later you slip the fvcker on something, he dissapears over a hill, and when you catch sight of him again, he's got a sheep by the head. RUN!
  5. Good luck with the pup Marko. I'm sure she will come right for you.
  6. A dog is for life -not just Friday night.
  7. When we were about 12/13 we used to hide in the bushes and shoot the strawberry pickers with our slug guns (webley scott hawk) I'd hit the roof if I found out my lads were doing this now. :whistle: In the winter we ferreted and hunted our dubiously bred lurchers and terriers at every oportunity (sometimes at the expense of school lessons). We fished for Trout (uninvited) at a nearby posh fishing club - defying the members (they couldnt catch us) In the summer we played footie until the light was so bad we couldn't see the ball. Exept when Wimbledon was on,for two weeks we al
  8. Just out of interest, does anyone know of any Jagd Terriers working in the UK?
  9. "Ive pushed better than you out of my way -to get to a fight"
  10. According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 50's, 60's, and 70's probably shouldn't have survived, because... Our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just plimsoles and fluorescent 'clackers' on our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the front passenger seat w
  11. Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four" "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with mo
  12. Aaaagh -I get it. Whats wrong with the rest of you? http://www.penisland.net/
  13. "FOR YOU GUYS WHO ARE SLOW AND MISSEDTHE POINT" Are you having a fvckin laugh "Rocks"? No one missed your point, the point is, your pint is pointless.
  14. Let me firstly start by saying that I don't work regular hours. I'm self employed, so start when I want and finish when I'm done. Anyway, the other day my missus called me on my moby and said "I'll put your tea on now" I said "how do you know I'm on my way home"? She said "because the dog just got up and walked to the kitchen door, and he does that every day 10 mins before you walk in" We checked it out tonight, and he got up and went to the door just as I was getting into my car. I'm usually a cynic when it comes to this kind of stuff, I'm not religeous and I dont believe
  15. "Just post a pic of your shovel and tell why it's different and what you like about it" The basics eh?
  16. What do you mean "has anyone got an explaination"? - It's obviously magic
  17. david2363

    strange

    While sitting at your computer desk make clockwise circles with your right foot. While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
  18. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091474/
  19. david2363

    Defenders

    Ian - after the Mitsu and the Toyota, I think you might find the Defender a tad crude. A collegue of mine just swapped his Showgun for one back in November and tells me he regrets it. Its obviously bombproof and a capable off roader, but its nice to have a degree of comfort too. That said, I'm sure you will look every inch the country gent in your new Landy.
  20. Got to agree D.S , "Manhunter" is an absolute seminal piece of work and Cox really delivers subtley yet powerfully. Its one of my favourite films ever.
  21. Tom, Does the L&R still hold a "show" at the kennels every year? I used to live not so far away (Johnstone) and go every year. Scooped the terrier racing more than once Dave
  22. Aaaagh, the good old Scottish Polis, obviously far too busy filming "criminal" motorists doing 34 in a 30 zone to be bothered with a stray dog.
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