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The Seeker

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  1. I f**ked Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who'd want to do that?
  2. Bloody hell its like watching a series of CSI being on here
  3. Correct, starring a big cast including Michael Caine, Laurence Olivier, Trevor Howard, Susanna York.........another quote from same movie "Spring-chicken to shitehawk in one easy lesson--- Dakka Dakka Dakka Dakka"
  4. One flew over the cuckoo's nest. "This is f8cked. No money. No weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses" Lock Stock....Top film! I love the smell of napalm in the morning
  5. The eagle has landed "Hello Rabbit Leader thought you might come in from the sun" "Dont think! Don't just glance! LOOK! Search for the b*****ds! OK, let's try it again"
  6. Who's afraid of the black widows??? Not me that's for sure
  7. Take it this isn't in your DVD collection then
  8. Use it but if you see a blue bottle in the garage at the same time as your in there get out quick it could get messy...
  9. Might be mixed up with someone else who done some similar thing, but did the OB not make an appointment to arrest/interview him (seizing his computer) giving him time to remove anything implicating........? Walks like a duck etc... or silly cnut? Don't know enough about computers TBH but from the little I do know those computer Police investigation boys can tell what you've been doing on it even if you deleted everything.
  10. good money in panties get your self down to primark when theres a sale on 2 pairs for £1 so spend a 5er and get 10 pairs fill a little spray bottle up with piss and spray a pair then wrap them in tissue and post away. :whistling:
  11. Not saying I do 100% but then again he wasn't charged so not too sure really what the score is. If he was charged and convicted then that's a whole new ball game.....trust me if I thought he was a kiddy fiddler my Who collection would be smashed the f*ck up.
  12. If you read his side of the story he registered his credit card on a child porn website to prove to someone how easy it was to do, when the Police took his computers they didn't find any evidence of activity on the site other than the registration and certainly no images were found to have been viewed or downloaded so he was give a caution. He said after it was a f*ckin stupid thing to have done.
  13. I've changed my name to Mustafa Khan, you should see the benifits roll in now :laugh:
  14. Pulp Fiction Reservoir Dogs Snatch Lock Stock Full Metal Jacket Life of Brian Kill Bill Somthing About Mary Dumb and Dumber With Nail And I Its a Wonderful Life Battle Of Britain Zulu to name just a few
  15. Colin Macrae can't fly a feckin helicopter though eh? Scotsmen and sportsmanship are not normally words you see in the same context. Although there are one or two exceptions. Chris Patterson SRFU Chris Hoy. rgds Swampy Sceptical ning Watched a program last night where Chris Hoy learned how to drive McRae's rally car, you forget how good a driver he really was..
  16. A bye gone era of a bye gone world, wonder what they would make of how we let the world turn out
  17. Got to agree with this guy Europe has made Ireland into a world of pain, if it wasn't so serious it would be funny.
  18. This is what I did, as I say on the outside I've to build a run as he has the run of the garden which isn't ideal The inside cage folds back I case I need to work on my bench
  19. Another racing legend Jim Clarke the drivers driver, I've watched many documentaries that say if it wasn't for his untimely death he had the talent to have been an all time great. He was by far one of if not the best drivers of that era. Seems to me a bit of a connection here you Scots can produce some great drivers.....
  20. Forgot about Stephen Hendry another great
  21. With all this euphoria over Andy Murray who although being a tremendous tennis player I thing is a miserable tw*t it got me thinking just what other talent has Scotland produced that is recognised on the world stage? I'm not talking about some guy whos claim was to have scored a hatrick back in the 70s but a world renouned sports star. For me the greatest talent ever to come out of your side of the border is Colin McRae and Sir Jackie Stewart true legends
  22. Not the proper Le Mans 24hr but I did the Le Mans 24hr classic a few years ago, it's still 24 hr but its held every other year, much more up my street, Ferrari GT250's Porsche 908, Ford GT40's and even though they are worth millions and these cars are true classics the boys racing them hold no quarter and race the nuts off them. Saw several Ferrari's Lola's etc with smashed panels and a GT40 was completely written off. Loved it sunshine BBQ's camping and plenty of beers with the lads.......can't beat it
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