scotty12

You been dipping your calves in petrol ? Lol

Hahahah

Hahahahha imagine you Mrs walking in on you what you doing ? Nothing love just taking a pic of my calves to show the lads on the hunting life forum lol f***ing worse than cheating !!! clothes would be packed and f****d out the house haha

Where you take that pic the morgue ? lol

Both the same calf’s just been clever and added tattoos on from ai

Tell your lass to shave her legs ffs lol

You should go to A&E immediately that calf’s about 3 mins away from being completely rigor mortis. Lol

How come you and bangers are never online at the same time . you ever been coursing in Balamory ?

Your about 10 stone heavier than him if he wasn’t leaving you for dead there be something wrong greengrass

Just imagine you and bangers out on the land 30 mile days and done in 3 hours lol

Any distance any terrain , 20kg on or off British armys finest v mongo civilian

There he is the British army’s finest you couldn’t run the length of yourself I would beat you everyday off the week and twice on a Sunday

Get ya lad to film you walking 6mph and give us all a laugh my old son lol

That you just been to the shop and back lol

Gonna start calling him the chicken 1. He walks that fast he looks like he’s about to lay an egg 2. he’s scared to go on the land