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    Oh so you wanna make it a north/south thing then do ya Daft old northern women who call you " me ducky "..........................................stop calling me that !!! Chips with batter on ..............................Its either fish or its chips you cant have it both ways ! Backstreet shops with crappy old wooden fixtures and fittings like youve just walked back into the 1950,s or arrived on the set of Open all Hours !! Notherners who think anyone with a southern accent is a cockney !! Dry Stone Walls ................................either build a proper f****n wall or dont bother,
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    I'll get back to the kitchen shall I ?! Good girl,, you know it makes sense
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    Women comment on sports related threads,,,,,,,
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    Mother in law ,,, youses the word bockel, instead of bottle,,,
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    You only hate the pit bull cos he's always right,,, I'm always surprised when folk mention Moore I think he's the best pundit commentator out there always fair and straight with both sides,, ten times better than Jonathan Davies ,, or butler
  6. Venus had about 7-8 out the seat,,, I have no idea about catch ratio,, don't know how many she missed possibly a dozen.
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    Yeh you just reminded me of another pate hate,,,,,,,,scousers,,,lol. Strange realy considering im a Liverpool fan. Mind you and ss don't sound anything like the c**ts I knew To be fair,, it's the ones I met working abroad,,, they were all scallys,,, all spoke like thay had half a pound of phlegm in there mouth,,,,alright la ,, all had there hands down there pants,, and all wore the same clothes,,, easy to spot a mile away,,, by feck I hated them,, and Moroccans ,, there just thieving c**ts
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    Peterborough southern,,,,lol
  9. Yeh I've spent a few years with my phone set on stop watch mode whilst having a race,,, sad eh,,,lol A good few years ago I was out on the fens watching a puppy comp,,, all sired by the same dog,,, nearly evry race was around the 1 min mark,,, a few up to 2 mins,,, and one i stopped timing after 3 mins as the dog went unsighted . I have witnessed a few 5 miniuters ,, it's always a bone of contention,, time of runs and distance,,,, distance gets grossly over exaggerated at night,,, 400 yard lamped rabbit,,,, lol feck off,,, you can't see a rabbit at 400 yard
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    Supermarket checkout staff,,,that don't realise I pack the conveyer belt in order so heavy things and toiletries go down first so there on the bottom when I pack it back in the trolley . So I now usually pick an old woman ,, rather than some young bird,, when I'm looking for the checkout. At asda petrol station , there a row of pumps , just for using your debit/ credit card,, this row of pumps is nearly always empty,,, cos all the c**ts with cards use the other pumps,,, pisses me right off as I always use cash
  11. Real nice post that, and that oak tree set is exactly the same as one I used to do growing up ,,, I'm now wondering if it's still there
  12. It's the way forward mate, I can tell you,,,lol
  13. nice one fellas looks like cracking da
  14. Yeh she's in shape,,, but needs more nights out,, just get proper lamping fit,,, unfortunately for me and the dog,,these last few months, have been tuff to fit in good lamping sessions,, what with family, the weather , and me having man flu,, but hats life ,, hopfully things will gange next season,, when my youngest starts school
  15. Personally my opinion is ,, he was wanting lads to offer to sell him venison,, or other poached game,,, then meet up and hey presto,,, there's an anti ,, and a load of copers,, if he's not plod himself
  16. I've set a few in oz ,,, a few year back with a young fella called Mitch about a 100 k south west of Sydney
  17. Rubbish the man drove from the north east,,, txt you most of the way,,, then silence,, that's poor form fella,,, Then because we give you shit,,, for letting two groups of fellas down,, you haven't got the spine to apologise,, pathetic , grow a pair fella,
  18. She's half Minshaw type ,,, and half coursing bred
  19. He's shite an all ,,, done security a few times for his shows,,, just relies on swearing ,, and getting that pretend cock out
  20. Sarah milican ???? you got to be kidding ,,, she is fecking terrible One of the best double acts I've seen was ,,, jasper carrot , and phil cool together,,, 3 hours they did,,, I was in pain laffing . Anybody seen that new Muslim comeden ,,, I thought he was quite funny,,, Micky Flanagan is funny , one of the best at the moment
  21. Yep me and vin were let down,,, luckily I hadn't left home, he said he wanted them ,,, then asked where to meat,, I suggested a place,,,, then no more contact despite phone calls and texts from myself and vin. Luckily I already have a couple of outlets,, but this guy was only just down the road
  22. Nice one fellas,, looks like a good night, think the weather might change again this week
  23. Nice one mate ,, don't recon much to frankels ginger pony tail...
  24. I no its says a woman with her face covered,,,, but them muslim dresses you would never know who was under them
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