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TOMO

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  1. I had a root canal done a few year ago...the dentist asked me if I wanted metal or white ...I asked which was cheaper as it's a back tooth....she says metal....OK that's what I want....f**k me was I surprised when it was all done...I thought it would be like them grey fillings...nope...I look like a Gangsta...f***ing gold tooth for fucks sake...wife started speaking patois to me...lol
  2. Is that the Humber....
  3. It don't look like a pure does he...
  4. You keep putting this random post up.... Are selling it or something....if so why not just say
  5. Midge and mosquito bites....red hot water as hot as you can stand without scolding directly on the bite...works a treat at stopping it from itching
  6. I see someone use that diatomaceous earth for cockroach....it was fecking useless...
  7. When he was at mine I would exercise my other dogs behind my van down the lane...do 3 ...4 mile up and down... So I thought I take the c**t with me in the van ...get him used to traveling in vehicles ready for his big journey to Spain with mush... f**k me what a chew on that idea was...would he f**k stay in the back of the van....straight on the front seat paws on the dash board watching the others trot by the van...then he starts getting boisterous jumping about whilst I'm trying to drive all over me screaming to be out with the others...after about a mile of the c**t doing my head
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    Binoculars.

    Not true without a photo...
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    Binoculars.

    You know the reality is we are giving our advice to a peeping Tom
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    Tiny Home 2.0

    Mchull will be along shortly to put you straight on the hole project...take notice ....
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    Binoculars.

    Also use mine to watch the race up close
  12. Should of had your dogs in the pond....then let them jump all over him to wake him up..lol
  13. Ask him about his new Mrs....some real posh bird....I seen a pic ...she's nice...f**k knows how he pulled her
  14. Wished I could have got down...but I'm fecking skint with just getting back off holiday....would have been nice to give the boss some shit on his days off...lol
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    Binoculars.

    Your Mrs struggling to find it is she...
  16. How the f**k did you get that picture..lol
  17. Little c**t...what a character this f****r was in my kennel....as much as he wasn't for me I liked the little f****r
  18. Which one you have your eye on to go to your bitch??
  19. Lol...your a bunch of fuckers...got to love this place
  20. Ok direct me to these pics where are they..lol
  21. What's this joke about his legs I keep hearing..??
  22. Aldi mixed grill in the back of me van .. Salt and chilli chicken breast...venison top dog...and a burger...
  23. To be honest mate I'm pretty disappointed...I came down to my van this morning and everything is as it should be...ladders still on the roof...and all 4 tyres still in place.... It's a sad doo when when scouse scallys arnt doing there job properly...lol
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