i've been called a lot of terrible things in my life, fat, ugly, retarded, rapist, lazy, perverted, alan626's friend, sheep worryer, heroin addict, but none of these were as bad as being called ginger, if i was ginger i'd like to think i'd have the grace to hang myself,  
  
and i'd go to ground on you no bother,  i heard you have big tubes that are well traveled, but you stop end is a bit messy from an old dig  
 
  
Thats nothing. 
I heard she likes to double up (sometimes even triple), and this has led to it being trenched on more than one occasion. 
FTB