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  1. Don’t get me wrong, I love Scotland…. It’s just that the sea never gets above 5 degrees. It’s a natural way to castrate a man lol.
  2. Just happens to be cold as fook
  3. Apes then I’m still stuck on the sun revolving around earth and earth revolving around the moon but losing the ability to lick my own balls sounds like a loss to me
  4. mushroom

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    I believe the fourth one down is known as a foursome considering there’s 4 people involved. That or my Thatcher era education and maths degree are wasted and I can’t add up. I’m guessing you had the 70’s Labour government education right?
  5. Batter bits = scraps! Cnut
  6. Money and feathering future nests Pride left when the empire fell.
  7. Like my mum…. I think he’s lost it mate. It happens unfortunately.
  8. Are you surprised? They’ve hated us for over a 1000 years and likewise! That little boat problem is our own making by voting traitors with no backbone into parliament
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    He’s proven he’s a cnut! His sexuality has no bearing on that imo. Still, he needs the yardarm for being a lying, treacherous used tampon
  10. Did I miss something? What has a this to do with immigration? And this storm front (if it’s the same one) hit us late last night/early today. Luckily it had lost most of its ferocity over the Pyrenees.
  11. Traitor, idiot and a liar!
  12. There’s a place in Barcelona that does proper British fish and chips. Last time, I think I spent 35Euros for two people.
  13. Local chippy used to charge 2p (Lol) Unless you bought something else but most of the time would just give them to us for free. Mum would send me (4-5 years old) with a couple of quid to get the chippy tea. How much is one now?
  14. Scraps with vinegar nom nom and used to be free with a pie purchase ffs
  15. I’m just out the now with Tony (Alectoris). Fried sardines, chicken wings in caramalised vermouth. Wow! Really good. No idea what else he’s ordered (not intestines this time lol)
  16. I was in a Peruvian lads house a few years back. The bag he pulled out was absolutely mental and he wasn’t taking no for an answer. I’d hazard that there was over an oz there and fuuck me was it strong. No talc in that bag lol I’m with Don on this can’t beat a good old fashioned mushy or acid trip TikTok - Make Your Day VM.TIKTOK.COM I think the link works now lol Gato llevaba droga pegada al cuerpo antes de entrar a cárcel de Costa Rica; autoridades lo rescatan WWW.INFOBAE.COM Esta no es la pr
  17. So… lanky jock fuuck who renegades on his bets is no longer acceptable?
  18. I prefer barefooted…. Fuuck! What does that make me?
  19. He’s got you by the balls there Mc Stick to your sloppers lol
  20. What are you after mate? Like Mack said pick a place, book flights and airb&b it. I know a great place in Gran Canaria and another in Split. Some fantastic places up the coast from me. Away from the tourists but with great public transport into the city/tourist areas if you fancy it. If you’re after a beach but with plenty nearby check out San Pol de mar. If you pick something near me I’m happy to meet you at the airport (El Prat) and get you on your way to where you need to be
  21. Bring it here lol I can shift it (if it’s top quality) for 4-5k a kg
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