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mushroom

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  1. I'll have a look, thanks. Edited; just took a look. Fuuck me that's far away lol He looks even better in the light mate. Dodger did a proper job with the mating and raising the pups and I've taken good care of him, even though I've wanted to kill him at least twice a day for 11.5 years
  2. I want a straw off him. How hard is it to understand ffs
  3. Dickhead is nearly 12 and is still a powerhouse. I'm thinking when and he's like nah! How do I get his spunk and preserve it? Taken 2mins ago
  4. Every time I see a number plate with MLB on it I smile fondly
  5. Ah boll0cks He's only gone and embargoed Spain. Blighty will be next if Starmer doesn't heed this warning!
  6. It's a distraction for me mate.
  7. They work to be part of the unit mate! Met many Gurkhas in my life and even worked for one of their British commander's son who introduced me to more of them.... You look in their eyes and it's not nice what is behind the kindness. These men suffer to serve our corrupt government for a salary. If they went the mercenary route who would blame them?
  8. And that's why socialism/woke boll0cks never works! You want to import people to do the job for you, instead of choosing to properly invest and push our youth to do the jobs we need them to do.
  9. Are you on smack mate? Lol Have you had a recent head injury. Kinell Dotty you've gone... Well... Dotty Doo
  10. Pussy! Imagine bringing down the Weegie name.... What a horrible flid you are to all Scotsmen
  11. You're a c**t I'll be over next season Gonna meet up with my Polish mate in Toronto.
  12. Ahhh.. been planning that one for years. No idea when but I'll do it one day. Strangely, I've had loads of videos in my feed about summiting Everest recently and not just the good ones. I wanna get into kite skiing
  13. Come again mate? Have you been on the caviar? No, I genuinely don't know what you mean mate.
  14. Aye, do that love.. Bit of an itch have we? A burning sensation perhaps?
  15. Fuuck me, never knew you were witty... You must have the IQ of a genius
  16. I've been skiing for 32 years, never wear a helmet. People think I'm touched tbh lol but my response is, if I'm gonna crash hard enough to do me a Schumacher, I'd rather just that be the end of it. I died doing something I love, in a place where my heart belongs, the mountains
  17. I'm one of the crazy ones too lol I fly down blacks like I'm immortal Last weekend, I did this black run in the morning and it was flat as, newly groomed. Went down it later in the afternoon, the last part and the steepest had been churned up and was now like no mans land lol and here I come rocketing down, turned the corner into this last part and well let's just say I had to clean myself afterwards
  18. Do it mate, you won't regret it My Mrs is from Honduras, she'd never seen snow, been up a mountain or touched a ski.... Took her up first time a couple of weeks ago, now she's addicted!
  19. FFS I'm not that small Bunch of tw@ts!
  20. La Molina - pre-pyranees mate. @mel b never too old mate. Just go up to Scotland and get classes. You'll only be on the green runs and you'll have a laugh.
  21. I definitely got a pounding mate... My shoulder took a right rattling lol
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