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  1. Nah a fresh kebab is more uniform and her's was like a pissed up attempt at a kebab on a Friday night
  2. mushroom

    Gold

    If you want to hedge, get on forwards. Main point is to know your risk level! If you can lose it, then dance. If not don't even bother.
  3. mushroom

    Reform

    Walked the dog this morning we've ended up in a bar (I think he likes free beer). Got to thinking about all this. I said this situation would happen, many years ago, so did Gnash, Wilf etc (before me)... I realise.... I've run out of papers
  4. mushroom

    Gold

    Never buy high! Same with currency, be on the ball mate
  5. Question; why do they all have collars on?
  6. Champion mate! Bitches when pregnant are like women, arseholes lol I've only ever bred two litters and they were terriers. By fuuck could that little bitch eat when up the duff. She'd destroy an entire lamb leg bigger than her in 2mins
  7. As kids, my mate's mum owned a pub in Bacup and they lived on the first floor. Opposite was a phone box lol we used to ring it and wind up the smack heads
  8. Whenever I've had a bitch in pup there was always food down. Some might disagree but for me, she eats and gets as fat as she likes, when she likes.
  9. Tidier than my ex's lol she was gorgeous but had a mmmm like a car crash Honestly, it was like fuucking the meat aisle in Aldi lol
  10. Isn't the old saying if there's a bumper fruit and nuts crop its a sign of a hard winter to come?
  11. mushroom

    Scammed

    I got rinsed before I cottoned on... Cow spent 20 notes on a lipstick ffs
  12. Fuuck off ya lefty cnut
  13. It's the little things in life
  14. I could be the best boxer but does that negate that I'm a complete prick?
  15. Ya man's a shit cnut! I supposed all the young white lasses getting raped, going on for more than 30 years is on them as well. Honour beatings/killings, phone/watches/etc thefts, machetes/knives/etc being found on all the stats that say otherwise. Mate can crack on and bang his head into a tree.
  16. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    Fuuck off please FLMAO
  17. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    Yes I will give you a cream bun
  18. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    Two loafs and a chocolate eclair please lol
  19. Yeah limp chicken and a bit of gool oil put that with chicken, garlic and bollocks. Make sure to add baby
  20. Like has been said mate, we all know the possible when you enter that world. I'm sorry, it's just how it is.
  21. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    Sup ya cockney brrooooo I heard da white
  22. Fuuck me, me laughing at this thread has opened a can of worms lol The Mrs just gave me the V and put her tongue in the middle... Apparently in her country that's an insult.... Every lesbian withing 100m has started sniffing and my mates are giving me the fist bump
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