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Attack Fell Terrier

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  1. My front garden is a f*cking nightmare massive and on a steep incline.
  2. Yes and that 70's classic that is never seen nowerdays............white dog shit !!! lol White dog shit??? I thought it was CHALK!!! Ah no wonder I never had any friends! LOL.
  3. Great idea PayDay me ol' pal! A little brains and a bit of initiative don't hurt at all does it cheers mate.
  4. Can you tell me how I can get pictures off my pony Blackberry curve, onto this iPad please mate? Do I need wires? Can it be done?
  5. The blokes voice who's talking in the Brian videos sounds just like the tranny taxi driver in The League of Gentlemen .
  6. Probably the same bisexuals that don't want to send that paki c**t back to Jordan to get tortured!
  7. Only messing mate, you've done well by her by the sounds of things. Keep up the good work .
  8. I bet we grew up in a very similar way lol! Provident and letters from the Grattons catalogue asking for money lol.
  9. I can't believe I forgot about this and I'm surprised no one else has mentioned it but round here in he 80's and 90's there was always packs of STRAY DOGS! LOL!
  10. I could think of a few techniques to help any woman improve her fox calling.
  11. fewer imigrants I'm from Birmingham mate we've been heaving with immigrants since the Magna Carta lol. Even I'm the son of an immigrant, my Dad is a Paddy lol! How could I forget about itchy blankets! Lol f***ing brilliant lol.
  12. Rubble gum! My black mates school shoes had plastic soles and he could skid the width of the school playground in them lol. Knitted jumpers with zig zags and reindeers on. I used to call my black plimsoles "Bruce Lee" shoes lol. Them plastic moulded soldiers with parachutes that you threw up in the air, so they would glide down with the parachute. Malones shoe shop lol. Amstrad CPC 464 (colour monitor ) Panda pops Space invader crips Monster munch lol Tracing paper shit roll in school and that pink soap that was like washing your hands with a house brick. What else was there...
  13. Imagine a Paki with a Scouse accent ?? That's gonna f**I your head up !!! Mate my old Science teacher Mr. Mohammed had a welsh accent that was mad, but even more surprising (and strange) was the turban wearing Indian from Edinburgh that I met in a Irish pub lol, he missed his coach and drank with us all day and night lol. When I was at school (long time ago now) there was an indian girl in my class who wore a sari and platform shoes !! They still do that lol
  14. That opening bit to that used to scare shit out of me when I was young.
  15. Bwahahahahahahahaha f***ing hell hahahahaha I'm in bits lol.
  16. Imagine a Paki with a Scouse accent ?? That's gonna f**I your head up !!! Mate my old Science teacher Mr. Mohammed had a welsh accent that was mad, but even more surprising (and strange) was the turban wearing Indian from Edinburgh that I met in a Irish pub lol, he missed his coach and drank with us all day and night lol.
  17. f**k me - everyone knows that... hahahahaha f**k me this place has had me in stitches today!
  18. Them houses will be stinking of smelly pakis before you know it!
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