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Penda

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  1. What you reckon they do wi the shep
  2. We,d dream of living in a tape worm we used to live on back of a hedge hog flea there were 7 of us
  3. It's not like it was in my day we used to lamp in our sock if we were lucky using a rolled up newspaper for a coat
  4. I used to get them for the dogs me old man used to intercept them and make a stock for the feckin rabbit stew
  5. Black neck must be avoided like the plague
  6. She not tattooed normally you have to sign them if you have 1 now
  7. Alas I fear my window cleaning skills may not be up to there standards and I am scared of the ladder rung can I just drop your name and say you'll do there gutters at some point take the heat off of a mush
  8. No body knows the back story to these shenanigans maybe it's all done for the camera who know this day and age anything is possible
  9. And your only alot to hunt if your a cross dresser or so woke
  10. 100 quid wouldn't buy ya man a decent fish super these days they abit more then that I had to take 1 to Vegas before and buy him liquor women and a few spins on the rullete and still he wouldn't let me ferret a few places
  11. Mine eat anything even the squeal of a pig
  12. I feed pigeon on and off it's as good as any mate
  13. That's similar to the 1 I had
  14. My 1st bit of pocket money as a youth I bought 1 of then wi the battery pack thought I was a g
  15. This takes me back to a storey the lads told me they out coursing a place many many years ago and they had a few words with a land owner who wasn't all to happy anyway he decided to phone to old bill they turned up and decided to block the gate way when I say old bill there was 2 trying there luck now these lads ain't the type of lads you'd wanna be blocking in,the problem was the old bill didn't use the car to block the gate way they used there selves for some reason the lads decided to do a Thelma and Louise and drove straight at them 1 copper ended up on the bonnet desperately trying to get
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