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  1. socks
    4am that's the middle of the fukcing night ... I don't get up until it's light .......
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    Need a photo to prove it. Else it didn't happen. Lol true lol .....
  3. socks
    My dog seen a rabbit once .....
  4. socks
    Those are called shoulders you string of piss .......
  5. socks
    I'd have said ... Who the fukc gave you permission to leave the kitchen ...... f**k off socks you wouldn't have a kitchen if it weren't for her if I remember right Exactly she wanted it she should stay in it .......
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    I'd have said ... Who the fukc gave you permission to leave the kitchen ......
  7. socks
    It's so easy on here mate .....
  8. socks
    I would happily torture Barnes for weeks ........
  9. socks
    Poetry in motion .........
  10. socks
    Not my slippers and I like to live in a dirty house ......
  11. socks
    Rule number one. Do not do selfie in an antique mirror with foxing. TC Well spotted that man .....
  12. socks
    Unfortunately I am a very unusual shape and that's how I naturally stand lol ......
  13. socks
    Fukc off knob rot or I will send the north east boys to duff you up ......
  14. socks
    f**k me socks you put on some timber since i last seen youLol 2 jumpers and a body warmer will do that .....Ye right,,,lolThere you go shreck ... Just one jumper on ....
  15. socks
    f**k me socks you put on some timber since i last seen you Lol 2 jumpers and a body warmer will do that .....
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    Sweet Jesus, they say dogs look like there owners ... N that's one ugly dog lolJust kidding mate, he's not THAT ugly I'm lucky it isn't my dog thenWhat breed is it mate ? It's a fair old lump, I just dunno what a dog like that would be for.If for protection id rather a nice fit type shepherd dog personally , altho I've never seen what one like that can do! is that a boerbol x ken ?Nope it's a pug but socks makes it look big Lol says the man who wouldn't even be a snack for that dog ... I've seen more meat on a vegetarians toothpick .......
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    Good job you married when you were young and fit................ Says shreck ........
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    Sweet Jesus, they say dogs look like there owners ... N that's one ugly dog lolJust kidding mate, he's not THAT ugly I'm lucky it isn't my dog then What breed is it mate ? It's a fair old lump, I just dunno what a dog like that would be for. If for protection id rather a nice fit type shepherd dog personally , altho I've never seen what one like that can do! is that a boerbol x ken ? It's a cane corso Ray .......
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    Sweet Jesus, they say dogs look like there owners ... N that's one ugly dog lol Just kidding mate, he's not THAT ugly I'm lucky it isn't my dog then
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    hes shit on them ken but hes good on brown rats they are not so fast lol I heard he is only any good on them doubled up as he jobs on his own .....
  21. socks
    My new ferreting dog would take it .....
  22. socks
    Be lucky if that clumpy looking fukcing thing could catch a mouse ..........
  23. socks
    I think that happend when he stuck it up his arse while having a wank What a strange mind you have ......... Sorry pal my mistake it was your tum up katchums arse while he was wanking thinking about the book he bummed off darcy You are a strange one fella .......
  24. socks
    I think that happend when he stuck it up his arse while having a wank What a strange mind you have .........
  25. socks
    Done it myself a few times ... Easy peasy ......
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