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  1. dean 29

    I love you for who you are, not what you are. It's who you are that attracted me in the first place. I love YOU!!

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    2. Lab

      Lab

      No mate your still f****d ....lol

    3. nitestalker 28

      nitestalker 28

      fair play mate nice to be in love and be proud of it i am mad in love with my woman and were 12 years together in 10 days and 3 kids its nice to still be in love after tat many years she is a diamond eva

    4. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Untill thet fcuk off with someone lol SLAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  2. dean 29

    WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT..... We can't say Merry Christmas now we have to say Happy Holidays. We can't call it a Christmas tree, it's now called a Holiday tree? Because it might offend someone. If you don't like our "Customs" and it offends you so much then LEAVE I will help you pack. They are called customs and we have our traditions. If you agree with this please post this as your status!! I AM A PROUD BRITISH CITIZEN... MERRY CHRISTMAS! Do you have what it takes to repost this?

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    2. Lab

      Lab

      Cant wait to go for my tree this year then...i f*****g pray the man says i cant call it a xmas tree so i can tell him to stick it right up his f*****g arse then....lol

    3. bringthepain

      bringthepain

      oh you bad boy lab

    4. Lab

      Lab

      oh you gay boy!!

  3. dean 29

    is playing mw3.

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    2. Lab

      Lab

      correct jacko.....ffs!!..lol

    3. scothunter

      scothunter

      lol

    4. fazza123

      fazza123

      the game is brilliant,just wish i was any good at it??

  4. dean 29

    I GOT NO FRIENDS

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    2. jessythewhippet

      jessythewhippet

      Youll not hsve any fiends saying ` I have no friends` lmao

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      You on a downer with your updates

    4. scothunter

      scothunter

      are these real friends,or just the cyber friends that so many of you crave,and think your life is not complete,unless you have 50+strangers on your facebook page

  5. dean 29

    I may not be the brightest or the prettiest but I have a big heart, and I'm me.

    1. Carraghs Gem

      Carraghs Gem

      well the first parts probably true!

    2. WANNABE ROOKIE

      WANNABE ROOKIE

      Do I see someone who wants sympathy? Reads like a lonely hearts coloum at the back of a slutty mag lol

  6. dean 29

    I'm as bored as a midget in a theme park...

    1. rob190364

      rob190364

      labs got a dvd about those!

    2. Carraghs Gem

      Carraghs Gem

      lmfao

  7. dean 29

    TIP OF THE DAY never hold Ur fart in because it travels up Ur spine into Ur brain and that's were u get Ur shit ideas cum from lol

    1. smithie

      smithie

      you held that fart too long.. lol

    2. whippetmad

      whippetmad

      LOL

  8. dean 29

    is having a day where I feel like smashing people's faces in

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Anger management issues?

    2. scothunter

      scothunter

      better watch they dont smash your face in lol

  9. dean 29

    "2 eggs boiling in a saucepan! 1 female, 1 male! she turns 2 him &says ' look, i've got a crack!' He replies, 'No point telling me, i'm not even hard

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      lol

    2. patterdale666

      patterdale666

      lol

  10. dean 29

    Place this cat and dog on your wall to show that you are against animal cruelty..../\„,„/\......... //^ ^\\...( =';'=).......(/(_•_)\).../*♥♥*\........._/''*''\_.(.|.|..|.|.).......(,,,)^(,,,)I DON'T LIKE people that hurt animals...I HATE THEM !!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Rebel Pack

      Rebel Pack

      on the wrong forum then lad

    2. Carraghs Gem

      Carraghs Gem

      ah, you again.

  11. dean 29

    came out of a chippy eating fish and chips a tramp said to me " I haven't had anything to eat for 5 days" so I said to him "I wish I had your will power!"LOL

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      lol

  12. dean 29

    DAMN YOU VODKA!! You're bad for me, but we're fun together LOL

    1. bringthepain

      bringthepain

      I heard you were taking shots off a naked thai boy.

  13. dean 29

    Im hide the sausage champion i am. WELL UP in i O. LEGEND

    1. bringthepain

      bringthepain

      how is lab?

  14. dean 29

    out on the piss it is n lol

    1. rocky1

      rocky1

      same here mate ,off out 2 watch the match

  15. dean 29

    I walked into a mental hospital earlier, one of the residents had his cock between two biscuits. I said,"What are you doing?" he said,"I'm f*****g crackers!"LOL

    1. BLACKPUDDING

      BLACKPUDDING

      LOL

  16. dean 29

    o well n f**k it im off 2 bed 4 the day

    1. Lab

      Lab

      lazy coont!!!....lol

  17. dean 29

    out on the lamp 2 night me and my dogs

    1. carp man 1

      carp man 1

      atb mate so am i

  18. dean 29

    Today I saw a sign that made me piss myself...Toilets Closed lol

    1. ferretess

      ferretess

      Tie it in a knot :)

  19. dean 29

    (_!_) regular arse (__!__) fat arse (!) tight arse (_*_) sore arse (_:_) sexy arse (_O_) well used arse lol

    1. choo-choo

      choo-choo

      shy one

  20. dean 29

    swansey o cardiff 2 nite n

    1. Oildriller

      Oildriller

      Different game mate, Swansea is away on top of Cardiff.Has been that way for a long time.think you will make it this year??? Jacks rule.

  21. dean 29

    wife says to husband,"shall i slip into something that will make you smile?" hubby replies,"yes.Try a f*****g coma.|LOL

    1. just jack

      just jack

      haha, mint

      my wife just pissed her bag

  22. dean 29

    Farting when you piss is not multi-tasking!

  23. dean 29

    its f*****g shit f**k all 2 do mun bed it is n

  24. dean 29

    HELP.I'm at the local police station,I've been caught drink driving. Urine sample was positive, so i stole the sample.Now i'm being charged for taking the piss! LOL

  25. dean 29

    ..a never ending day with the bullshit, it keeps coming and coming and then when u think it's all good another big heapin' pile of bull comes shitting your way! O well n f**k it

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