gorden brown was looking for a lady of the night.
he found 1 such girl in a local pub,
he said "i'm the prime minister of england,
how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"
her reply"mr prime minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes,
my pants as low as my wages,
your dick as hard as the times we're living in & keep it rising like
the price of petrol.
and screw me the way you have the pensioners,
then it won't cost you a f*****g penny"