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  1. kash

    SCUM

    whos baby p? what do you mean who's baby p don't you do the news of any kind? the mum,step-dad and lodger killed the 18mth old tot don't think there was anything they didn't do to the kid even getting a dog to bite his head b******ds
  2. nice looking bitch [bANNED TEXT] hope she finds a good home
  3. why would he won't to go to derby he said ferreting the sgeep dipping
  4. gorden brown was looking for a lady of the night. he found 1 such girl in a local pub, he said "i'm the prime minister of england, how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" her reply"mr prime minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your dick as hard as the times we're living in & keep it rising like the price of petrol. and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it won't cost you a f*****g penny"
  5. there the shittest jokes ive ever heard mine was taken off? best thing about that i'm mixed race
  6. kash

    Best 3 films

    not sure if i can do a top 3 so i'll see what i can manage lean on me-morgan freeman far & away-tom cruise city of joy-patrick swayze the abyss twelve angrymen E.T i'll stop there for now or i'll be on all night
  7. nice looking bitch mate each to thier own if you like her thats the main thing
  8. i had to stop up for that one a brilliant fight what was 985 punches thrown by joe even more than when he battered lacy all in it was a good night of boxing shame about danny williams loss though
  9. jason and nicky - nicky was a junkie ended up inside sorted himself out and back in the ring now .. one of em did get his head bust open in a street brawl .. both good fighters should have gone onto better things .. actually wasn't in a street brawl it was when he was putting out flyers up hurtsyard in the centre of nottm
  10. the problem seems to me that surely we should remember them all the time, and not just when we are asked to buy a poppy. surely if it was a member of our direct family we'd think about them all the time we only have to read some of the threads to see our many of us remember dogs that we've owned and lost all the time R.I.P TO ALL THE FALLEN & A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL THOSE THAT SURVIVED
  11. only if it tries biting with it's arse & tail gets in the way thought it was other end it worked with
  12. kash

    joke.

    yep sorry chaps ask strong stuff
  13. My God, thats rough. Makes your eyes water just thinking it. i take it the anti's won't be reading this then no bollox
  14. kash

    joke.

    black women all over d world are shaving their pubic hair 2day in support of OBAMA'S election. their message to the world? "READ OUR LIPS,NO MORE BUSH!"
  15. so when are you getting the dog then chap
  16. want calzaghe to win it would be good for him to finish with a knockout what ever the out come gonna be a good fight i hope dont want to stopn up & be bored because he seams he don't want to fight our local lad CARL FROCH
  17. had a brick wall fall on my leg & cracked the shin bone when i was 10 and the top part of your foot where it bends you could put your finger in & touch the bone without touching any flesh they didn't even stitch it. warming up at a new dojo for tae kwon do, doing some stretches & kicks the caretaker had shut all curtains and i found the base of the fire extinguisher poping open the side of my big toe the funny part of that was walking to the busstop cause no one to give me a lift to the hospital when i got there this black nurse asked me to drop my trousers for a jab not a
  18. it aint the wee ones that throw them it's the big arsholes its got better round here though they used to rip peoples fence down & take the wheelie bins so those ones have grown up a bit
  19. sorry to hear of everybody's problem tonight i must be one of the lucky ones my dogs dont even whimper at fireworks used to take them out to get used to them like you do to train gun dogs so you can shoot over them might be worth ago worked for me
  20. kash

    Liverpool

    is there a nother one among us
  21. kash

    Liverpool

    WELL WE DID THEM FOR YOU HA HA IT'S A SHAME ROBBIE WAS THERE TO WITNESS IT
  22. looks like a good old boxer new the risks but went to work and did the job he loved you cant argue with that
  23. i no what you mean i look at my oldest then look at my youngest then the four in between and think what happened to the time
  24. Nice one Ian!!! NICE ONE IAN GLAD TO BE BACK I FOR ONE CAN BREATH A SIGH OF RELIEVE THANKS
  25. I DIDN'T GET TO HAVE A LOOK ON YES'DAY BUT I'M JUST GLAD THE FORUM IS BACK UP AND RUNNING SO THANKS
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