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  1. HOW FAR SOUTH DID HE GO WILL HE BE BACK FOR THE SUMMER ive sent out a search party , university education over gone walk about , you will have the discs soon so you can put them on wounder if ur mates been sunk by a ice burge herd winters come early in south pole :search: :11: FELL TERRIER HAS ALL OF THEM LOBBY HIM TO PUT THEM ON , I DO HAVE 07 IF YOU WANT THEM ON yes put 07 on chap if these are anything to go by they'll be just as good
  2. vale of belvoir leicester if you get on the road to whatton h.m.p. coming from notts towards grantham if you blink you'll miss the turn
  3. i'm down other end near city ground
  4. if weather good will pop over sun, thebolt where in notts are you
  5. f*****g evil b*****ds hope you catch them wont ask what the out come will be but it still wont be enough
  6. any one know if terrier's are being shown SAT/SUN or both
  7. thats the problem you put a pic of a bitch up & some one thinks about stripping it whats the problem ?? it does need strippin - then we mite be able to fecking see it .. as for ratting take the dog and try it its hard to tell if a dog can rat from a picture .. kash err what was your contribution the lads post ?? your right all i can say mate is take it out let it have a go, yes strip her down a bit but dont give up on her to quick cant tac it ratting cozz gotno people 2 go out with in edinbura lothins some times best on your own at first she'l have no comp
  8. how about minstrel cause it black/white
  9. i would say a manc but i've got a lakie/patt X jrt looks very similar
  10. thats the problem you put a pic of a bitch up & some one thinks about stripping it whats the problem ?? it does need strippin - then we mite be able to fecking see it .. as for ratting take the dog and try it its hard to tell if a dog can rat from a picture .. kash err what was your contribution the lads post ?? your right all i can say mate is take it out let it have a go, yes strip her down a bit but dont give up on her to quick
  11. big haul the mate looks like terrier heaven can i just say how much that new pic of jackoleeds lokks like gazz any one else notice
  12. thats the problem you put a pic of a bitch up & some one thinks about stripping it
  13. kash

    gis a laugh

    ok get the point the only prob is i get told by people who know i won't take offence thats unless it aint nailed down & the cops aren't looking
  14. kash

    gis a laugh

    Its not racism its black humour well i aint any one being called i only see a few jokes & this black guys lol
  15. ok can see the judge had a bit of a problem, and yes i heard he is a footy ref in spare time i'd have questioned the owner of toto
  16. kash

    pub

    this bloke comes home to find his seventeen yr old daughter going at herself with a pink vibro, "what the f**k do you think your doing" "well you won't let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute" a few days later the daughter comes home sick to find her dad lying on the couch, a can in one hand & the pink vibro up is arse, "dad what the f**k" oh it's alright i'm just having a drink with your boyfriend.
  17. hi and welcome i'm no hassle
  18. kash

    pub

    two yanks sat in this pub just before last orders the, 1st yank turns to his mate i'm going to get a pint of fighting ale. goes to the bar & asks the landlady for the pint, any way not having fighting ale she gets a glass urinates in it and say's that will be £1.50 please. his mate said "what did say that was"? is it any good? it's bloody strong stuff. "think i'll have a pint of that, goes up and gets the landlady's daughter, and asks for a pint of the same.the girl goes and says i've got a guy here asking for fightin ale, her mum say's i had one of them earlier,do what i did &
  19. kash

    gis a laugh

    a man is told he has only 24hrs to live, he tells his wife & asks if they can make love one last time, crying she agrees & they have mind blowing sex. after 12hrs he asks again, and she gives him the best blowjob he ever had. 4hrs to go and he begs for one last go. "f**k OFF" she said," i'm not being funny but i have to get up in the morning YOU DON'T"!
  20. kash

    gis a laugh

    pmsl I TRY TO PLEASE GLD SOME ONE LIKES EM
  21. kash

    gis a laugh

    a blonde, a brunette and a redhead get into a lift to leave work and notice a white, sticky patch on the wall. 'looks like spunk' said the brunette. 'smells like spunk' said the redhead. the blonde puts her finger in the sticky patch, licks her finger and said, 'well, it's nobody from our office.' 3 men die on xmas eve,to get into heaven St peter says " you must have something on you that represents xmas" the englishman flicks on his lighter and says its a candle, St peter lets him pass, welshman pulls out a set of keys and jingles them and says they are bells, St peter l
  22. kash

    gis a laugh

    paddy the electrician has been sacked from H.M. prison for refusing 2 fix the electric chair. he said, in his proffesional opinion, it's a f*****g death trap! a jewish girl calls her mother. mum i'm getting a divorce. 'a divorce? why?' the mother asks shocked, 'mum all he wants is anal sex. i used to have a lovely little arsehole the size of a 5p piece. now it's the size of a 50p piece. the mother says, 'sweetie, you have a lovely home, a porche, a platinum credit card and have 4 foreign holidays a year and you want to give all that up for the sake of 45p?!
  23. kash

    books

    MAD DOG- johnnie adair, the tarmac warrior will come back with more have to visit my libary
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