a blonde, a brunette and a redhead get into a lift to leave work
and notice a white, sticky patch on the wall.
'looks like spunk' said the brunette. 'smells like spunk'
said the redhead. the blonde puts her finger in
the sticky patch, licks her finger and said,
'well, it's nobody from our office.'
3 men die on xmas eve,to get into heaven St peter says " you must have
something on you that represents xmas" the englishman flicks
on his lighter and says its a candle,
St peter lets him pass, welshman pulls out a set of keys
and jingles them and says they are bells, St peter l